ITS REAL
YOUR YUMESHIP IS CANON. I saw. I saw it all. IM THE WIND, THE SKY, THE TREES, THE GROUND. YOUR F/O LOVES YOU IF YOUR YUMESHIP HAS NO FANS THEN IM DEAD
seen from United States

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seen from United States
seen from Spain

seen from Malaysia
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seen from United Kingdom
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seen from Ecuador
ITS REAL
YOUR YUMESHIP IS CANON. I saw. I saw it all. IM THE WIND, THE SKY, THE TREES, THE GROUND. YOUR F/O LOVES YOU IF YOUR YUMESHIP HAS NO FANS THEN IM DEAD
everything we said but easier to read:
🌈 White = Axi, Lu, Vee, or any kintype names
🍾 Purple = Tuna
👽 Green = Kit
🧱 Red = Alastor
🍬 Blue = Ollie
🪽 Orange = Hermes
🪨 Rocky = Rocky (obviously)
aaaand my kintypes are under the cut cuz holy shit the list is long
guess which british dumbass is part of our system and keeps complaining about missing his boyfriend
its hermes. its him. hes so stupid.
hermes - epic the musical alter pack!
hermes 🐢🪽
🪙 BASICS::
🐢🪽 age: immortal!
🐢🪽 pronouns: he/He/she/She/ae/fae
🐢🪽 gender: male, fauxboy, godgender (tw rq for this link)
🐢🪽 orientations: panromantic, achillean (gay/homosexual)
🐢🪽 species: god
🪙 SYSTEM::
🐢🪽 role(s): messenger, part-time gatekeeper
🐢🪽 place in the innerworld: olympus
🐢🪽 open to: romantic relationships with others outside the system, sexual relationships with others in-sys or outside the system (with the host's consent), friendships with anyone he sees fit!
🐢🪽 fronting triggers: writing letters, handling money, practicing religion (if applicable), seeing a turtle (he loves turtles sm oml), museums, old greek or roman statues, 'dangerous' from epic the musical
🐢🪽 lore: son of zeus, step-brother of apollo, and one of the 'main 12' greek gods, hermes serves as a messenger for the gods and your system!
🪙 APPEARANCE and PERSONALITY::
🐢🪽 aesthetic: anything nostalgic and/or orange and he's there. also turtles. he loves turtles. is that an aesthetic? probably not. but turtles.
🐢🪽 three words that describe him: quirky, british, impatient
🐢🪽 typing quirks: lots of exclamation marks, all lowercase except for when describing Him or other gods (he will capitalize I or Me when talking about himself).
Our Hermes is a dick I HATE HIM. I mean c'mon. My first interaction with him was ANNOYING. Everytime I tried speaking to him he just went "huh" LOUDER EACH FUCKING TIME.
And after he yelled full volume, I shouted back "WHATTS YOUR NAME" because at the time I didn't know who he was, and he casually goes "Oh I'm Hermes, you don't have to yell though I hear perfectly fine"..
Like are you serious right now. Hermes this was my first impression of you and I HATE YOU!! -Felix
you're cool im keeping you upstairs
Oh, no you're not, Dawling. well....I might be able to be persuaded
I always wanted to try doing stuff like this so
Trying out these stupid scenario things writers like to do. I see these on tiktok too so Imma try it! Also- its a way to maybe meet new peeps and make friends RESPOND AS YOUR CHARACTER(s) : (Sorry we're starting off angsty this time, its one thats been rotting my brain. Will do more silly/fluffy ones later on) "You think you are to blame, but that cant be further from the truth, Its not your fault..."
Hi Im alive again
I'm alive again and likely will be since I'm at school again :) Feel free to interact anytime. or dm me if there's anything you need to ask, request or just need a friend! Im gonna be around a lot might as well try to socialize more! Also, its me, dawling, Im always down to talk about stuff Also oc-brained and we're dying. And uh Hamilton, Hazbin and Creepypasta/Mandela Catalogue brainworms. Also uh Epic always! - Hermes 🪽 and Tiresias 🔮