#hideous things

[unsettlingthings]

[xlthuathopec]

Where can I read your fanfictions?

In the most obvious and likely place for them to be

[jonnykapps]

Chelsey Pettyjohn 

Cover The Wall

[kanakht]

[kanakht]

[kian-sama]

There's a caterpillar on my dash. I think it's time I lay down and leave this world.

[emmaindalian]

A couple nights ago my friend (who is easily confused by exchange rates) kept talking about some ₤200,000 cake she'd allegedly seen. That's two million yuan, so I somewhat doubted her word. She took me to the store to see it for myself and yes. It is in fact a monstrous swan-studded confectionery that will be delivered to your wedding (or similar good-taste-free event) in a Rolls. 

And if you don't love your loved one quite enough to shell out that sort of moolah, then there is a much smaller version for just 899元. 

[odd-bean-blog]

I really dislike...

... when women paint the lipstick outside their lipline to make their lips look bigger, and then you have this weird line where their actual lip ends, and then more lipstick after that on their face.

It looks like when a four year old gets into their mother's makeup bag and can't stay within the lines.