Hook Quotes
“You must make yourself remember”
*exaggerated gagging noises*
“Don’t you know who you are?”
“Look, everybody just SHUT UP!”
“What are you talking about? You are home”
“This is it. Don't try to stop me this time, ____. Don't try to stop me this time, _____.”
“You'd better get up off your ass. Get over here, _____!”
“You are a fart factory”
“I want to speak to a grown-up!”
“All pirates are grown-ups”
“We kill pirates”
“I am not a pirate. More specifically, I am a lawyer”
“What is this? Lord of the Flies Preschool?”
“I think you mean epiphany”
“Firefly from hell!”
“Are you related to Mighty Mouse?”
“Oh no I think I’ve killed it”
“Where’s the Hook?”
“A man so deep he’s almost unfathomable”
“The pewling spawn, how I despise them”
“Go get ‘em Captain!”
“Revenge is mine”
“So . . . your adventures are over?”
“Oh, no. To live . . . to live would be an awfully big adventure”
“Yes, you made a boo-boo”
“To die would be a grand adventure!”
“Death is the only adventure you have left!”
“You know that place between sleep and awake? That place where you still remember dreaming? That's where I'll always love you... _____. That's where I'll be waiting.”
“Your children love you, they want to play with you. How long do you think that lasts?”
“Oh, flog off!”
“Is it you? My great and worthy opponent?”
“You are not even a shadow of, ____”
“You lewd, crude, rude, bag of pre-chewed food dude.”
“Now, you put that thing away! Now, put it down before you poke somebody's eye out.”
“You're not old enough to shave! What are you doing with a sword?“
“Eat what? There's nothing here. Gandhi ate more than this.”
“I remember you being a lot bigger”
“To a ten year old I’m huge”
“ Well, whoever you are it's still you, 'cause only one person has that smell.”
“ Oh remember, ______? The world was ours. We could do everything or nothing. All it had to be was anything 'cause it was always us.”
“You better get an attorney and hope to God he's better than me. “
“When I saw her lying there sleeping, that moment, something changed in me forever.”
“I wish I had a dad/mom... like you.”
“Well, I think you can get them at Armani.”
“Wake up you sleepy-heads!”
“What’s goodbye?”
“You are a very ill-mannered young man/woman. Do you know that?”