Host Is A Disaster Gay (But You Already Knew That.)
Ship(s): heric
Warnings: mild swearing, high levels of gay pining.
tagging: my comrade @lamiasluck (heric stans rise up 😤✊🏻)
Host had spent the entire day with eric. it was absolutely amazing. After all, who wouldn’t feel blessed being in the presence of the sweetest creature on earth? Host had loved every second of it, but there was one problem.
as soon as he got the chance, host made a beeline for the library, closed the door, flopped down onto the couch, and let out a long, high pitched shriek that was muffled by the cushions.
Being with eric was amazing, but it always gave the host the urge to...well..squeal and coo and squish his cute round little face. Host thought it was rather unfair, especially considering he couldn’t do any of those things without making his feelings known.
But maybe it would be worth it, just to be able to hold erics precious face in his hands and kiss him like he’d been wanting to for so long...
“Its a crime, that’s what it is.”
Host said to himself, voice still muffled by his face mashed into the couch.
“He’s too cute. it should be illegal. it’s got to be illegal. the host is calling the police.”
Host paused to scream again.
“Who gave him the right to have such a soft, squishable face? and those glasses! the host wants to speak to the manager.”
Host finally sat up, pressing his hands to his reddened cheeks in the hopes of calming his blush.
“Stupid cute eric with his stupid cute face.”
suddenly, another voice, darks voice, piped up from the other end of the library. in his haste, the host had forgotten to use his narrations to check if anyone else was in the room.
“I was going to ask if you’re finished with the paperwork i gave you, but...this seems like a bad time. i will return later.”
host sat in embarrassed, shocked silence as he listened to the footsteps fade away. when he heard the latch on the door close, he took a deep breath and laid back down.
“FUCK.”
