Now, let me be totally clear here, I don’t think my dad was a bad guy by any stretch of the imagination. I also think that if he were still around he wouldn’t be a Trump supporter. He was a highly intelligent guy, so the “support Trump because ignorant” angle doesn’t apply, and even if he did possess the willful malice that it would otherwise take to get someone to vote red, he was highly protective of his kids and I think he’d be an advocate for me.
I genuinely believe his concern over maintaining the function of my “nuts” was less about the standard conservative belief that a major part of a human’s value is their reproductive ability, and more about him wanting me to have as many options as possible when I was an adult.
That said, it is pretty hilarious that right out of the gate I decided that I’d never want biological kids and at this point in my medical journey almost certainly can not.
I COULD HAVE ENJOYED SO MANY MORE HOT TUBS.
