#httyd humor

[companion-of-the-dragonmark]

Camicazi: I'm bored.

Fishlegs: It's been 10 minutes.

Camicazi: For a highly evolved and superior Bog Burglar — and a GIRL — such as myself, it's an eternity!

Hiccup: *Grabs a highly polished helmet.* Hey, Cami!

Camicazi: *Perks up*

Hiccup: I bet you can't catch this!

Camicazi: *Snorts* HA! As if THAT would even...

Hiccup: *Angles the sunlight dot on the ground, and moves it around.*

Camicazi: *Immediately tries to catch the dot as it hip-hops around.*

Fishlegs: *Speechless* This actually works?

Hiccup: I found out about this quite by accident, but it's simple, it's easy, it's low-energy, it's efficient, it's amusing, and endless fun for everyone. Everybody wins.

Fishlegs: The more I hang out with you, the more I find things that surprise me.

[minlout3heathlegs3ruffthrokfan]

Minden: What would you like for Snoggletog?

Snotlout: You?

Minden, surprised, then grins: But you already have me?

Snotlout: I'm fine with you being my gift every Yuletide.

Minden: Pfft, flatterer!

Snotlout, smirks: I'd like to think of myself as a compliment booster.

Minden, leans close: Well, then, if I'm your gift, you should give me mine, too.

Minden: *Kisses Snotlout*

Snotlout: *Surprise Hookfang face*

[incorrect-thuggory-quotes]

Thuggory: (Pouts)

Hiccup: Are you still pouting about that?

Thuggory: WHADDAYAMEAN?! That's a BIG DEAL! You guys got to have ALL the fun at that Inter-Tribal Swimming Competition on Murderous Island WITHOUT ME!!!

Hiccup: That wasn't our fault! Madguts was the one who didn't invite you there! We EXPECTED you to be there!

Thuggory: Harrumph! He attacks US MEATHEADS on a surprise raid a couple of months ago, and THEN, just because we BEAT HIM, he throws a FIT and DOESN"T INVITE US!!!

Hiccup: N-Now, now, Thuggory! Let's not-

Thuggory: This means WAAAR!!!

Hiccup: Why don't we just do OUR OWN Swimming Competition, and DON'T INVITE the Murderous Tribe?

Thuggory, blinks: That's... actually a GREAT IDEA!!! HAHAHAHAHA!! That's PERFECT revenge!

Hiccup: (Awkward laughs, but smiles fondly.)

[noctusfury]

RTTE, Season 6, Episode 11 "Guardians of Vanaheim"

Say what you guys want, but I'm of the opinion that Snotlout beats even the main protagonists when it comes to plot armor. He's got the strongest plot armor in the franchise, I think. After all, the guy gets hit with lightning many, many times, and gets burned many more times. And yet he's still fine, still has all his limbs, hasn't lost his mental capabilities (though that's up for debate on whether he had any to begin with), and hasn't DIED.

The plot armor is truly impenetrable. 💪🏻 Let us appreciate that if it were us, we'd be dead 100 times over. 💀

Hope you guys liked this. May you all have a wonderful day — hopefully without suffering any lightning strikes to the head or getting your butts on fire. 🔥😂

Long Live the Night!

— Noctus Fury

[companion-of-the-dragonmark]

Wilderwest Life Goals #1: Love someone as much as lobsters love each other. 🦞❤️🦞

[companion-of-the-dragonmark]

Hiccup: "Get down from there!"

Camicazi: "No way!"

Hiccup: "I'm going to call the police!"

Camicazi: "Go ahead, I'll fight them!"

Hiccup: "I have cookies."

Camicazi: *Gets down and grabs cookies.*

Camicazi: "I totally would've fought them."

Hiccup: "I know you would."

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(This is the prompt which inspired my fanfic, here.)

[companion-of-the-dragonmark]

The Rooftop Incident | A HicCazi Fanfic

You can find the link here.

Or here:

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

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Inspired by my prompt here.

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Summary:

Adventures don’t always happen in haunted castles or faraway jungles. Sometimes they happen on the playground of an ordinary school, on an ordinary Tuesday.

But nothing is ordinary when Camicazi is around.

Elementary/Primary School AU | Modern AU

Subtle Childhood Hiccup/Camicazi

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Fandom: HTTYD Books

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Rating: G / K+

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Genre: Friendship/Humor (subtle romance)

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Characters: Hiccup, Camicazi, Gobber, Stoick (mentioned)

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Relationships: Hiccup & Camicazi, Hiccup/Camicazi (implied), Camicazi/Cookies, Hiccup & Camicazi & Gobber, Hiccup & Stoick (mentioned).

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Hope you guys enjoy this great HicCazi/CamiCup childhood fanfic that I finally got around doing. I plan on writing some more in the future.

Long Live the Wilderwest!

— Companion of the Dragonmark

[minlout3heathlegs3ruffthrokfan]

Heather: Stay with me? 🥺

Fishlegs: Always. 😌

Heather: Good. If you had refused, I had planned on tying you up and locking you in my mead cellar~. 😘

Fishlegs: 😨

Heather: Just kidding (not really)~. ♪