#hufflepuff funny

[awkwardbasilisk]

*Slytherin, Hufflepuff and Ravenclaw group studying*

Sly: I can't even...last time I got hurt, was because a pocket knife tried to slice my finger in two. Now...a freaking sword beats me in the eye during fencing practice. Couldn't I, idk, have a paper cut for once?

Hufflepuff: if I have ever had a doubt...now I'm 101% sure of the hat's choice with you. That's totally a Slytherin thing. Me? won't be caught being hurt by a brownie or a cozy knit scarf.

Slytherin: yah! and what about the burnt curtains?

Hufflepuff: was I hurt? I think not.

Ravenclaw: guys...you shouldn't be going around and getting hurt...do you need help?

[short-tempered-badger]

Hufflepuff: aggressively hugs Slytherin

Slytherin: WHY

Hufflepuff: i am transferring my happiness into you

Slytherin: does this mean i am passing my anger to you?

Hufflepuff: nop i have enough happiness for the both of us

Slytherin: angry face happy heart

[awkwardbasilisk]

*3 a.m. in the groupchat*

Slytherin: we live in a giant rock that floats on space

Ravenclaw: you know what's even better? We live on a giant drop of water that has some earth in it

Slytherin: THE WATER:EARTH PROPORTIONS OMG

Ravenclaw: want some more? It doesn't float, IT MOVES

*3 p.m. in the groupchat*

Hufflepuff, waking up: well hello to you too, I guess we're having a FRICKIN CRISIS AS BREAKFAST UH?

[awkwardbasilisk]

*Slytherin, Hufflepuff and Ravenclaw pulling an all nighter to finish essays*

Slytherin: do you have any tears?

Hufflepuff: *goes to the sofá and puts on a movie*

Ravenclaw: I'm not even gonna ask

Slytherin: what...what are you doing? Did you finish the essays?

Hufflepuff: no, you asked if I had any tears...

Slytherin: *stares and regrets frienship* ...why are you there then?

Hufflepuff: I need to watch a movie so I can cry...I can't cry out of nowhere, you know

Slytherin: *stares*...I asked for teardrops...for my eyes

Hufflepuff:...*screams in realization*

Ravenclaw: that's it, I'm going to the library

[awkwardbasilisk]

"November is that weird month of the year in which my huffle-friend is already singing christmas carrols and my raven-friend can't stop crying because they already miss halloween"

[awkwardbasilisk]

"That's not very punk of you", Hufflepuff to Slytherin at some point like after they made cookies for them and Slytherin broke down in tears

[awkwardbasilisk]

*5am in the group chat*

Hufflepuff: my height equals 348 rice grains.

Slytherin: don't ask don't ask don't ask don't a...

Ravenclaw: my height equals 425 lentils.

Gryffindor: my height is 0.96 Hufflepuff's!!

Slytherin: too early for this

*slytherin has left the chat*

[awkwardbasilisk]

Slytherin: I've made a discovery

Slytherin: Cooking is therapeutic. A perfect stress outlet.

Slytherin: *punches aggressively an egplant while making vegan milanesas*

Hufflepuff: that's not ...whatever, let it all out buddy.