#hush pip

[transronanlynch]

sooo funny to me when people are like “Declan is so good at parenting he even read books about it you guys!!” and it’s like yeah I’m sure he was trying his best but also

Declan: hm so it says here in Parenting 101 that school attendance is really important

Declan: yeah that checks out

Declan: better tell my suicidal brother that I’m taking away (another) home from him if he keeps getting Bs on his report card.

also I’ll see if I can get in a few punches. and tell him our dead dad would be ashamed of him, couldn’t hurt right?

[lesbianrachelduncan]

Sarah finds out about that guy in Iran who hasn't bathed for 67 years and jokingly shows his picture to helena like 'that's your boyfriend' but helena gets genuinely sad because she's like :( he needs love :( :(

[lavendermarriage]

has anyone out there edited together footage from the magicians to create a post-monster queliot reunion scene? 👀

I Would Like To See It

[transronanlynch]

hm. girldad declan wearing an apron while he cooks breakfast for his family

[transronanlynch]

I think artemus and bryde should've hung out

[transronanlynch]

if the lynches had to bring anyone home to be a weird quasi-parental figure who inexplicably lives in their home in spite of their past crimes I think it should have been bryde. because it would be funny. instead of just vaguely horrifying

[transronanlynch]

henry asked his gay little homies for tips on how to get closer to his crush. they jokingly said "show hole" and henry took that literally

[transronanlynch]

thinking about t4t bluesey.... specifically a scenario where blue's visible androgyny Catches Gansey's Attention and he inadvertently offends her by awkwardly implying that he's clocked her during their first ever interaction

he's trying to Make A Connection but it fails dismally

and then because gansey is so conservative and repressed about everything, it takes blue several months to realise that he's also trans

in the meantime she's just a living embodiment of fury @ him