#i hate medkit

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After some Subnautica 2, I decided to play some Phighting

FIRST AND ONLY MATCH. I'M FORCED TO SWITCH FROM BOOMBOX TO KATANA BECAUSE WE'RE LOSING BADLY

THE ENEMY TEAM IS AS SUCH:

BAN HAMMER, BIOGRAFT, SHURIKEN, BOOMBOX, MEDKIT

And it was at the end of this during overtime, I was tipped over the edge.

I was chasing down the Boombox, I fucking have them, easy kill, the shuriken shows up, also low, trying to be a hero, one M2, clean cut, both die at the same time.

And then. The worst sound ever is heard 'round the Sword Fighting Tournament.

Medkit gets their ult off.

And just like that, any edge my team could've had there, gone. Since I was low, the Boombox and Shuriken kill me, and since now theres a bunch of either revived or highly healed enemy team alive now, my team is quickly disposed of, and they win the overtime.

I have, virtually never had issues with Medkit until now, mostly because others like Sword or Hyperlaser were present. But, this game, further enforced my hatred for anything sword related in this game.

I hate Sword Fighting Tournament. Its so easy for ranged characters to go uncontested the entire match because they're far off the edges of the map, being annoying, and god forbid you TRY anything against them, you pretty much always lose if you're not ranged yourself

Plus, I think retreating is the most boring part of the game, for both sides, its not fun hiding behind a wall for a few minutes waiting to start healing because I don't fucking know how regeneration works in this game and it deadass seems like it just works "whenever it feels like it", and chasing someone retreating is boring because then you're just following them, trying to hit them, only for fucking nothing to happen until one of you get your abilities off cooldown and someone dies.

This map excels at BOTH of those, making this an extremely unenjoyable and overall horrendous experience for me.

So, when I got those two kills, I thought; "Hey, maybe we could actually pull this off now! Two of them are dead, and the rest are retreating around the point!"

Then Medkit overhears, and says:

I was so fucking mad. I got a double kill, A RIGHTFUL DOUBLE KILL IN MY OPINION. And it was all undone, because;

"Fuck you."

Reduce the phinisher AOE and give him healing falloff and I'm fine. OR FULLY REWORK HIS ULT, JUST GUT THIS THEORYBAIT TUMBLR OC OF A CHARACTER.

[sillyzel]

Yeay pirate medkit.

[normalguynotahater]

I HATE MEDKIT

I HATE MEDKIT I HATE MEDKIT I HATE MEDKIT

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I HATE MEDKIT