#i love cryptids

[nonbinary-lifehacks]

Tip from a transmasc-nonbinary (boy flux core):

the most nonbinary thing you can do is die and become a cryptid imo

dying is unnecessary, cryptid is a state of being that can be achieved during one’s mortal existence. you just need to be esoteric enough

[urmomslonelycryptid69]

spiritually I am just another cryptid

[leahandromeda]

Mulder would go to a cryptocurrency interest meeting and sit there looking more and more confused as the time passes. And then, after like an hour, he would stand up and interrupt the event asking when exactly cryptids come into play.

[quantummirage]

Cryptids! Fresno Nightcrawlers and the Flatwoods Monster as needlefelted magnets :>

[skullsp1r1ts]

''Be the cryptid you wish to see in the woods.''

[pleadingmantis]

Silly Game Time: Two well-known cryptids, the Loch Ness Monster and El Chupacabra, are taking tea together. What's the topic of their conversation?

it's about how Sasquatch posted on his story that his booty was bigger than mothmans, and that rly pissed mothman off bc he literally THE ass yk?

so then Sasquatch interviewed the Flatwoods monster bc they were gonna help decide for them. and this whole interview got out up on CrypTube, so mothman saw it. and since Flatwoods monster had said that, yes, Sasquatch was bigger mothman hasn't been seen online since. and honestly, he probably just deleted his accounts out of embarrassment

[space-bunz404]

i think if i went to the lake the loch ness monster lived in she would come out and give me a kiss on the forehead

[cryley]

Currently at a tattoo flash/walk-in day! It’s box time!