#i'm obsessed!!!!!

[scooplery]

i can never leave my house again bc i cannot be separated from this animal for more than like, five minutes, ever again

[zacksfairest]

lem really did a three-point superhero landing ://// what a show off. i love him.

[olvon]

Watching all of RuPaul's Drag Race season 5 in two days was a very good decision and I was a Jinkx girl from day one babey!!! I! Love! Her!

[sailor-sleepy]

Anyway how does magnus do his nails. Does he magic them on. Go to a salon and chat with the ladies that work there who swear their grandmothers knew someone just like him ((it was him. He just smiles.))

Or–and hear me out on this one–he does them himself I mean. He’s old. I bet he had time somewhere where he learned how. Please. Imagine him sitting at home, glass of whiskey in one hand and OPI Nails’ “Nein! Nein! Ok Fine!” in the other. Imagine him giving mani-pedis to all the little warlock kids. Imagine Alec reluctantly settling back in a chair and letting magnus paint his nails.

[genderascendant]

[01sentencereviews]

IT'S HELL ON EARTH AND THE CITY'S ON FIRE! INHALE, INHALE, THAT'S HEAVEN!! THERE'S A BULL AND A MATADOR DUELING IN THE SKY!! INHALE, INHALE, THAT'S HEAVEN!! OHH OHHHHH OHH OHHHH!!! OHH OHHHH OHH OHHHHH!!! SOLO SOLOOOOOOO!! SOLO SOLOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

[yooneroos]

↖️100% the ark trash