#idetestviolencedammit

[thestolenroad-blog]

[ @i-detest-violence-dammit ] 

Damnit damnit damnit, what the hell was with this city!? Sure, police involvement and raids upon larger storm rider events was something that every rider could come to expect. Shin was lucky enough to have gotten away from the event and for a short amount of time he had thought that he was safe from any pursuit of the police.

Yet not very long after his escape the skater found himself in a chase with the police hot on his tail. Surely some way somehow he’d avoid being apprehended, though, cone the end of this chase as the skater found himself practically cornered all hope seemed to be lost. That is, until a large miscellaneous object came flying violently at the officers knocking them down upon impact.

“What the hell..”

[yasashiicat-blog]

Starter for @i-detest-violence-dammit

Kuro had been bored. For once he had a break, but no clue what to do. So he decided to go out in his cat form. Sometimes the cats had interesting information or stories to tell. It had all been going well, until he’d been approached by some not so nice creatures. Long story short, he’d run as fast he could out of there. He didn’t dare change back because he didn’t want them seeing his face and recognize him if the found him again later. 

They chased him for a while. Soon he was running out of energy. He’d managed to lose them, but at a price. He miscalculated a jump, and tumbled down a hill. is cat reflexes did kick in but his legs had gotten tangled in some old cord. It made him immobile and thus he rolled down the hill; hitting his head and injuring one of his legs. Feeling dizzy, it took a moment for him to recover enough to try and get the ropes off of him. 

There was a pain in one of his legs, and he winced when he moved the rope. He tried, but couldn’t manage to get he ropes off of him. What was worse was that there was someone else in the alleyway that had spotted him. He couldn’t change back, because then the stranger would find out what he really was. Or possibly react in a way that was harmful to him. 

He did the best thing he could think of. Putting on his best pleading cat face, he meowed at the man. Hopefully he’d help him out of the rope.

[hashtagdrrrnews-archived]

"I request to be interviewed! Couple of the week or not! I want everyone to know how it's like dating Shizuo!"

EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW

I sat down with @marionetareina​ and questioned him about his relationship with @i-detest-violence-dammit​. Here’s what he had to say!

Question 1: What was the first thing you noticed about him?Roppi: Eh? His strength of course. But then I got a good look at his face and I instantly fell..ah, he is quite handsome~Question 2: How did you get senpai to notice you?Roppi: He noticed me because I walked down a sidewalk and slammed me into a wall thinking I was Izaya-kun. Of course, after telling him I admired him he was able to notice my eyes weren’t the same color and my manner was not like Izaya’s at all…mm, now he thinks Izaya looks like me and it’s honestly the sweetest thing ever..Question 3: Have you ever stalked him before?Roppi: That’s a bit personal, ne?

M: Oh no no no! It’s only natural to do your research!Question 4: What time is it?Roppi: The same time it was a second ago…or maybe not..Ah..Question 5: Does he skip breakfast in the mornings? I can’t imagine he does. I mean he’s so strong and his bones heal so quickly whenever he breaks them. I really wonder sometimes if he eats cereal or if it’s just something light like toast, maybe he just drinks milk straight from the bottle. Do you know if he eats cereal and what kind it is?Roppi: He eats what I cook for him. I refuse to let him eat cereal, it’s too sweet for him… But it sounds more like you’re fantasizing about him…. … He drinks it straight from the bottle, he doesn’t drop a bit at all. It’s actually pretty sexy when you see it happen, and most the time my mind isn’t exactly pure around him either…

M: Please…. I fantasize about everyone.Question 6: Do you watch him when he eats, Roppi? Does he make loud chewing noises and eat with his mouth open like a cow or does he have manners? I can’t imagine him taking tiny bites from a spoon or being able to use cutlery right. I don’t mean any offense by that, I just can’t imagine it. I’m sorry, did I upset you?Roppi: No, I don’t watch him while he eats. I can hardly look at him straight in the eye. It’s the reverse, he likes to watch me eat since I hardly do. He eats like any other being. He’s not that much of a monster, now.. No, I’m not upset.Question 7: Do you need a hug? I’m really sorry.Roppi: No. I don’t like human contact, refrain from touching me.

M: Hahaha I’m hardly human, but I can respect your wishes ^^

Question 8: I bet you really love him, don’t you? Is there anything special you’d like to say to him?Roppi: I do really love him, he means the world to me. Mm.. That the superglue can stay?”

[hashtagdrrrnews-archived]

Exclusive!

IT’S DAY TWO AT THE POLLS TO FIND IKEBUKURO’S COUPLE OF THE WEEK, WITH MANY BLONDES BEING VOTED FOR, CAUSING MAMAJOE TO WONDER IF SHE SHOULD DYE HER HAIR TO ATTRACT A VICTIM.

DRRR NEWS WOULD LIKE TO REMIND READERS THAT THEY CAN VOTE FOR ANY COUPLE, AND ARE ABLE TO SEND PROPAGANDA TO DRRR NEWS TO BE PUBLISHED. WE ARE NOW ALSO RUNNING ATTACK ADS.

THE VOTES THUS FAR ARE AS FOLLOWS:

4.5 VOTES FOR @toudaimoto-kun AND @knightinyellow 1 VOTE FOR @toudaimoto-kun AND @darkderikkus 2 VOTE FOR @roastedorchid AND @masaomikidakun 2 VOTE FOR @ask-shizuchan AND @ask-izayan 1 VOTE FOR @xinformantx AND @xinformantx 1 VOTE FOR @temgreen AND DRRR NEWS ACE, M 1 VOTE ERICKSON AND @theviolentdancer 1 VOTE @allshewhispers AND @xhitorabux 1 VOTE @misguideddirection AND MAMAJOE 1 VOTE @i-detest-violence-dammit AND @marionetareina 1 VOTE @preciousyellowidiot AND @goldengeneral

VOTING LINES ARE STILL OPEN, AND DRRR NEWS WOULD LIKE TO REMIND ITS READERS THAT YOU CAN VOTE AS MANY TIMES AS YOU LIKE, FOR AS MANY COUPLES AS YOU LIKE, AND THAT BLOODSHED IS ENCOURAGED.

[kusanagiis-blog]

i-detest-violence-dammit started following you

“Did you just throw a vending machine?”

[grellshitei]

@i-detest-violence-dammit​

     Such bustle, she adored the feeling of life pumping through streets and the buzz of conversation that infused her with an energy that she could never quite explain. Grell breathed out a content sounding sigh, eyes lifting up to the sky, truly it was one of the more enjoyable days for her. “Everything is alive today!” She chimed, mostly to herself, unaware that anyone might be within earshot.

[darkderikkus]

@kuroheishi //well aren't u a pessimist mama @i-detest-violence-dammit //it's relaxing and boring at the same time, very complicated feeling

[hashtagdrrrnews-archived]

BREAKING NEWS!!!!!!!!! shizuo is a cutie

BREAKING NEWS!

ANONYMOUS SOURCE CLAIMS THAT i-detest-violence-dammit IS ATTRACTIVE YOUNG WOMAN, HAS ENDEARING PERSONALITY