#idiedlaughing

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[tinaanitab]

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🤣🤣G O O D M O R N I N G🤣🤣 Couple goals!!!! 💃💃💃🙌🙌🙌 #idiedlaughing #toofunny #goodmorning #laughs #humpday #Team216TheBeatCleveland REPOST: @daquan Lmaooo😂😂 💀 👉🏽(via:@juustlou)

[irunningme]

These guys were hilarious!! What an amazing 😂 #alfonso#kingsley#openingacts#idiedlaughing ☠

[shecriedwerewolf]

SCOTTISH HIGHLAND GAMES 🏰‼️ #idiedlaughing #MACDONELLCLAN ❕ (at Edinburgh, United Kingdom)

[sluttycerulean]

Best. Sign. Ever. #fucktrump #dontbeadick #protest #protestsigns #OMG #idiedlaughing #nobannowall

[mrskkgio]

Saw this on Twitter and it is too funny! #pearpressure #doitbitch #twitter #sofunny #idiedlaughing #merp #pearpressureisreal (at Palm Desert, California)

[zechjamesposts-blog]

The things you see on people's shirts👕 when your out on the town😂😂 #latergram #tshirts #holdmydick #idiedlaughing #somepeople #thisguy

[batmantaking-hobbits2gallifrey]

Let me tell you a story..

..it’s long but it’s worth it.

So I’ve been on a semester abroad in Austria with my school and I’ve met some new people. You need to know a little about a couple of these people before I tell the story.

First of all Timmy. Timmy is a fantastic unicorn puppy dog of a human being. Every time I talk to Timmy I leave the conversation entirely confused but definitely happy. To best describe Timmy I have to use the words of our friend Sam who succinctly and accurately stated “When you are around Timmy you will lose your innocence but he will always somehow retain his.”  

Sam is an INTJ. Quiet, sarcastic, with a impeccable sense of comedic timing.  Timmy and Sam went on a weekend trip to Croatia early on the semester. Remember that point as it will become important.

One day before midterms we were all dying a little bit in one of the dorm kitchens. Timmy and another friend of mine were cramming for a classics/english class, they were going on about Augustine, truth, beauty, etc. and Timmy says “Truth. Is like a puppy. It will lick you, and it’s cuddly...” Idk what else he said I was just sitting asking “When was the last time you were licked by truth??”

No one answered me. 

Timmy went and hid in a broom closet of course prompting my friend to say “Timmy come out of the closet” which did as fabulously as possible. Finally we all give up and head to lunch and as we’re going out Sam, had heard my question about being licked by truth and he just turns to me and says deadpan

“You’d be surprised the names of some Croatian strippers.”