theory: the rumor that an avenger is going to die is true. it’s captain america. it starts like this: all of them are meeting up to prepare for battle when someone starts asking about how steve is so perfect. tony’s just like “idk we may have fought but he was never against me, he fights for what he believes in, looks great, and it’s annoying because i️ can’t insult him” and peter just gapes at everyone like “OH REALLY GUYS CHECK THIS OUT” and whips out his phone and shows them all the videos of captain america: school administrator and everyone starts pISSING THEMSELVES WITH LAUGHTER and so yeah steve rogers is killed with embarrassment
















