#incoorect quotes

[thebat-musicman]

*phone call*

Jason; I’m sorry, Talia. I can’t kill Bruce.

Talia: You asked me yesterday if I could “break Bruce out of the afterlife so I can kill him over and over.”

Jason: Yeah…that would have been fun. But he’s given me an offer I can’t refuse.

Talia: He killed the clown?

Jason: He gave me a first edition Pride and Prejudice book. It says by a lady instead of Jane Austen.

Talia: You are sacrificing months of training and planning for a book?

Jason: I’m weak, Talia. I’m weak.

[sunshinemoon3341]

[anxiousandpessimistic]

Odysseus (talking to Athena): Thanks, Mom Athena: Polites: Hermes: Eurylochus: Penelope: Odysseus: Why is everyone staring at me? Polites: You just called Athena mom Eurylochus: You said;thanks mom Odysseus: What? No, I didn't. I said;thanks, Athena Athena: Do you see me as a mother figure, Odysseus? Odysseus: No. If anything, I see you as a abandonment figure, cause you abandoned me Penelope: Hey! Show your mother some respect! Odysseus: I didn't call her mom! Athena: No, no, no, no, Odysseus, I take it as a compliment Zeus: It's really not a big deal. I called Hera Mom once, and she's my wife Odysseus: Guys, jump on that! Zeus has psycho-s3xual issues! Hermes: Old news. But you calling Athena mommy Odysseus: Hey, mommy is not on the table here Posideon: Well, you did call her mom, dude Odysseus: You shut up. You've done nothing but lie since you got here Posideon: Okay, I was lying about the hold-up, but the mom thing, that happened Odysseus: Ah-ha. He admitted the alibi was a lie. All part of my crazy, devious plan. Athena: I believed you- Odysseus: Thank you Athena: -son. You want to talk about it later over a sparring match? Odysseus: Odysseus, whispering: I'd like that

[chameleon66]

*Alastor and Lucifer fighting*

Husk: “Ugh, they’re both so snarky and full of themselves.”

Angel Dust: “Right?”

Cherri Bomb: “How are they not a couple yet?”

[military-newsboys]

Shane: I actually failed my first test

Ilya: How?

Shane: What do you mean "how"? I put the wrong answers, that's how.

[riooooooooo]

Karmor (signing): “Albus, I don’t like women”

Albus: the whelp is a misogynist?

Albus: “whelp, that’s a horrible thing to say”

Karmor: Albus is homophobic!?

[luminerumi]

[fckbatmanhiskidsareminenow]

sibling core is hearing your sibling say something from somewhere in the house and responding.

based on things me and my siblings have said.

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tim looking for something in his room: omg am i blind or something??

damian from across the hall: yes!

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dick finding something he lost ages ago: where have you been?

jason walking past the door: dead.

dick jumping up: omg jason you scared me!

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steph stressed out about something: i’m gonna throw myself out of the window!

tim from his bedroom: noo don’t do that you’ll ruin the patio!

steph: oh thanks for caring!

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if people like this i’ll add more these are just the only ones i have written down