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Mateo: I feel like TK is looking down on me.

Paul: That’s because he’s on the counter and you’re short.

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Paul: If you had to choose between Mateo and all the money I have in my wallet, which would you choose?

Marjan: That depends, how much money are we taking about?

Mateo: Marjan!

Paul: 63 cents.

Marjan: I'll take the money.

Mateo: MARJAN!!!

Marjan @ Mateo : memento mori

Mateo : unus-

TK : -annus

Mateo & TK : eyyy *high five*

Marjan @ Paul : ???

Paul, not looking up from his book : ignore the Unuses

*confused Marjan noises*

Mateo: What situation is not instantly improved by the addition of fishnets, I ask you.

TK: Being a fish.

Mateo: Well, shit.

[Judd teaching TK to drive and Marjan comes along for the ride]

Judd: That’s a pothole. To the left!

TK: Take it back now y’all. *Drives into pothole*

Marjan, sticking her face into the front over the center console: Cha cha real smooth.

TK: I don’t think that’s how the song goes.

Judd, crying and gripping the handle: Please just take me home.

TK: Country roads.

Marjan: To the place.

TK and Marjan, in unison: I belong!

Judd, crying harder: What the fuck?

TK: I’m gonna get my pilot’s license. I’ve already got a drivers license and a cosmetology license, that’s two of the big five licenses.

Carlos: The big five licenses?

TK: Drivers license, cosmetology license, pilots license, fishing license, and…license to kill! I can’t wait to get that one.

Owen: An apple a day keeps the doctor away!

Marjan: An apple a day can keep anyone away if you throw it hard enough.

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