Aug 18, 2022
May: *coughs blood*
Coulson: Don't die, May!
May: Don't tell me what to do!
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May: *coughs blood*
Coulson: Don't die, May!
May: Don't tell me what to do!
Coulson: And everyone has something. Something that makes them special. Maybe not something that's important to you, but it's still important. Every life has value. May: Except for Ward's. Coulson: Well... Daisy: And Whitehall. Simmons: And most of Hydra. Fitz: And the opportunists selling bottled water for vastly inflated prices. Fitz: I armed the Dwarves and programmed them to target them. Not fatally, merely to the point where they soil themselves. Coulson, sighing: Why don't we quit while we're ahead.
AoS as things I’ve heard around my school! (p.II)
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Bobbi: You know, I think Hunter would look better blonde
Hunter: I- I am blonde
Daisy: Are you?
Hunter: Reevaluating my entire life rn
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Jemma: See, it’s simple
Daisy: Jemma, you just used the entire white board to solve one equation
Jemma: Should I have used two..?
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Mack: Bring iPods back. Those were the golden days
Coulson: I used to burn stolen music onto CDs. Those were the golden days
May: Any day with me in it is golden
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Jemma: *raising her hand as high as it can go, bouncing in her seat, smiling*
Hunter: *is asleep*
May: Mr. Hunter, can you answer the question, please?
Jemma: Damn it
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Daisy: What’s your most irrational fear?
Bobbi: Clowns, but like, specifically the ones at birthdays
Hunter: What kind of scary-ass clowns were at your birthday!?
Fitz, without looking up from his phone: FRIENDS
Hunter: *reluctantly hands him a quarter*
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Daisy: May, can I skip this Friday?
May: Are you asking me if you can skip class?
Daisy: Not yours, just all the other ones
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*at rehearsal, backstage*
Daisy: Lights!
Hunter: Camera!
Jemma, Fed UpTm: For the last time Hunter, this is high school theater. There👏are👏no👏cameras!!👏
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Elena: I got a speeding ticket in the parking lot
May: How’d you do that?
Elena: Speeding in the parking lot
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Coulson, on the intercom: Have a great day, Eagles
Daisy: Yeah, right
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i amuse myself (more accurately, my classmates amuse me and i project that onto my favourite characters) :D
Better isn’t it?
Daisy: You're smiling. Did something good happen?
May: Can't I just smile because I feel like it?
Coulson: Hunter tripped and fell in the parking lot.
Jemma: I think we're missing something
Fitz: Newer and more advanced technology?
May: Good and actually working plans?
Daisy: Agents who don't happen to be evil?
Jemma: Well yes-
Jemma: But also Deke
Hunter: Teamwork. Team. ... Team. It feels weird in my mouth.
Mack: