#incorrect aos

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Radcliffe: And everyone has something. Something that makes them special. Maybe not something that's important to you, but it's still important. Every life has value. AIDA: Except for those who are a threat to The Framework . Radcliffe: Well... AIDA: And Jemma Simmons. And the opportunists selling bottled water for vastly inflated prices.  AIDA: I have instructed The Russian to deal with them. Not fatally, merely to the point where they soil themselves. Radcliffe, sighing: Why don't we quit while we're ahead.

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Coulson: And everyone has something. Something that makes them special. Maybe not something that's important to you, but it's still important. Every life has value. May: Except for Ward's. Coulson: Well... Daisy: And Whitehall. Simmons: And most of Hydra. Fitz: And the opportunists selling bottled water for vastly inflated prices.  Fitz: I armed the Dwarves and programmed them to target them. Not fatally, merely to the point where they soil themselves. Coulson, sighing: Why don't we quit while we're ahead.

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Simmons: And everyone has something. Something that makes them special. Maybe not something that's important to you, but it's still important. Every life has value. Daisy: Except for Ward's. Simmons: Well... Daisy: And The Watchdogs. And the opportunists selling bottled water for vastly inflated prices.  Daisy: I convinced Ghost Rider to threaten them. Not fatally, just to the point where they crap their pants. Simmons, sighing: Why don't we quit while we're ahead.

[agentleopoldfitz]

May: *coughs blood*

Coulson: Don't die, May!

May: Don't tell me what to do!

[agentleopoldfitz]

Coulson: *sharpens knife* We've got ways of making people talk.

Coulson: *cuts piece of cake*

Skye: ...Can I have some?

Coulson: Cake is for talkers.

[agentleopoldfitz]

Simmons: Are you coming to bed?

Fitz: I can't. This is important.

Simmons: What?

Fitz: Someone is wrong on the internet.

[agentleopoldfitz]

Coulson: Jail is no fun. I’ll tell you that much.

Skye: Oh, you’ve been?

Coulson: Once. In Monopoly.

[agentleopoldfitz]

Simmons: What do you think Daisy will do for a distraction?

Fitz: She'll probably, like, make a noise or throw a rock. That’s what I would do.

*Building explodes and several car alarms go off*

Fitz: ...or she could do that.