#incorrect blackhill

[randomstuffjustrandom]

Straight?

Natasha: Hi, I’m Natasha Romanoff. You are…?

Maria: Not as straight as I thought…

Melinda: You were never straight dummy!

Clint: [does a spit take]

Phil: [sighs]Why am I friends with you guys? 

Nick: [shakes head] …idiots…

[ravensinthedaylight]

Natasha, on comms: Hill, I'm lost Maria: where? Natasha: Natasha: what the fuck do you think lost means?

[blackhillverse]

pre-avengers natasha @ maria

[rhnyra-trgryen]

natasha: i can fit the whole world in the palm of my hands!

maria: that’s impossi-

natasha: *cups maria’s face with her hands*

maria (blushing): nat, i have a reputation

[itsclownhours]

Maria: there's a dead body in the bathroom

Natasha: huh

Natasha: weird

Natasha: there were two in there earlier

[ravensinthedaylight]

Maria: How did you know I was going to propose?

Natasha: Clint hasn't been able to even look at me all month without crying.

[ravensinthedaylight]

Clint: You're such a pussy.

Natasha: I am what I eat.

Clint: *spits out coffee*

[blackhillverse]

natasha and maria fighting over sth. suddenly, natasha aggressively  starts speaking in russian, so maria makes a comment 'i can't speak fucking russian, natasha!'. they continue arguing in english but then maria growls in frustration and switches to italian and natasha joins her