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Puzzle book blorbos on relationships
B: What you have to understand is, relationships aren’t easy.
Render: Yeah, fair.
B: They’re hard. They require constant work. A relationship is a job.
Render: I guess...
B: It’s a challenge that feels overwhelming. It’s a crushing burden.
Logico: Um.
B: A relationship is a grueling ordeal.
Logico: Who are you trying to convince, exactly?
Render: Yeah, are you okay?
B: I’m FINE! This is NORMAL!
The Director: They call me 007. 0 rizz 0 bitches 7 mental health diagnoses
Ripley: Ah yes, the five love languages.
Ripley: *points to B* Touch-starved.
Ripley: *points to Logico* My parents never told me they were proud of me.
Ripley: *points to Irratino* I love stuff.
Ripley: *points to B* I’m so fucking tired please god just let me rest for 5 minutes.
Ripley: *points to herself* Pay attention to me.
B: HEY, WHY’D I GET TWO?!
Sir Render’s character arc in a nutshell (MASSIVE QFTQ SPOILERS BELOW!)
Agent B: The world isn’t kind.
Sir Render: Skill issue. I am.
Incorrect Murdle/Bordergrams Quote (MAJOR SPOILERS FOR BORDERGRAMS BELOW!)
Agent B: My first girlfriend blew herself up to get away from me.
Logico: That’s rough, buddy.
Another Incorrect Murdle/Bordergrams Quote
Fuchsia: I wanna be a secret agent!
B: What the fuck do you want this shit for? I kill people, all right? Their blood is on my hands! Every night, when I go to sleep, I see their FUCKING faces staring at me! Their families weep, and I FEEL NOTHING! I’M DEAD INSIDE!
Fuchsia: Man, I want some of that in my life!
Another Incorrect Murdle/Bordergrams Quote
Ty: I want to go on a date with B...any advice?
Irratino: Well, first you-
Logico: Don’t ask him, he asked me out after faking his own death.
Ty:
Ty: And you said yes?
Relationship Advice
Agent B: Can I tell them they look nice?
Ty: Sure.
Agent B: Can I tell them I respect them?
Ty: Maybe, if they ask.
Agent B: Should I show them an oil painting I made of us surrounded by our three cats and four dogs?
Ty: ...
Ty: I’d save that for later.
(thought up based on @needle-pit-trap’s Agentective stuff but feel free to imagine whatever context you’d like ^^)
