#incorrect cql

[neo--queen--serenity]

Wei Wuxian: The jig is up, Sect Leader Jin! I know what you did. I used empathy on Nie Mingjue’s severed head, and his memories told me everything!

Jin Guangyao: what? What proof—

Wei Wuxian: though, for some reason, his subconscious kept calling your waist slutty

[nixster627]

Wei Wuxian: Lan Zhan is stunning. If he bent me over a desk and plowed me, I would probably really enjoy myself.

Wei Wuxian: No homo though.

Jiang Cheng: How powerful does your stupid ass think "no homo" is?

[yingying-baby]

So relatable!! 😂🥲💔

[theineffableoystercatcher]

Wei Wuxian: I want to wake up with you every day for the rest of our lives Lan Wangji: I wake up at 5am Wei Wuxian: Wei Wuxian: I want to see you at some point every day for the rest of our lives

[lilapplesheadcannons]

People think Lan Xichen is a calming influence on Jiang Cheng.

Fuck no! He's a thrice damned instigator. He riles up Jiang Cheng six ways from Sunday by 7am. By the time Jiang Cheng finishes getting dressed and ready for the day, his voice is hoarse from screaming, his stock of choice swear words is depleted, and his righteous fury is a mere husk of it former self. He resigns himself to muttering obscenities at Lan ancestors while hopping into his boots, taking care not to trip over his ever attentive golden retriever boyfriend.

Lotus Pier rejoices!

Jin Ling is slightly conflicted. He can't bring himself to admit he actually misses being threatened to have his legs broken.

[wangxian-on-repeat]

Wei Wuxian: would you still think i’m hot if i was evil

Lan Wangji: if by “evil” you mean rebelling against the orthodoxy that was actually so incredibly attractive i almost threw up though i actively tried to ignore it at the time

Lan Wangji: your face is very red, what is wrong

[elvencantation]

Wei Ying: my fetish is saying some incredibly stupid shit and watching Lan Zhan speedrun the five stages of grief as he realizes with horror that he still wants to fuck me

[mxtx-incorrect-quotes]

Lan Xichen: Do you mind if I slyly mention that you’re single?

Lan Wangji: Do not do that.

Lan Xichen: You won’t even notice!

Wei Wuxian, entering: Zewu-Jun, you wanted to see me again?

Lan Xichen: Wangji's single

Lan Wangji: