#incorrect firebringer

[incorrect-sk-universe]

Jemilla: Zazzalil, you liar!

Zazzalil: I am a lot of things but there is one thing I'm not.

Jemilla: Straight?

Zazzalil:

Zazzalil: There are two things that I'm not

[sonnetthebard]

Incorrect Quotes #8 (I think...)

Keeri: I just have one question.

Zazzalil: What is it, Keeri?

Keeri: What colour is an orange?

Zazzalil: Keeri, you bonehead! Its colour is the same as it's name. Just like a lemon!

[totally-incorrect-theatre-quotes]

Jemilla *to Zazzalil*: My body is very attracted to your body, but when you speak, my brain gets angry

[incorrect-sk-universe]

Grunt: Why do you look like that?

Zazzalil, face-down on the floor: Like what?

Grunt: Like you're dead.

Zazzalil: Because I am dead.

Keeri, not looking up from her nut collecting: She called Jemilla 'babe' in front of the tribe.

[incorrect-sk-universe]

Zazzalil: Why don't you ever call me by any pet names?

Jemilla: You don't remember what happened last time? I called you 'my love' and you passed out.

Zazzalil: Well, what was I supposed to do?

[incorrect-sk-universe]

Zazzalil: You know that voice in your head that tells you what you're doing is wrong?

Jemilla: You mean the one that sounds like Molag?

Zazzalil: It sounds like you to me, but yes

[incorrect-sk-universe]

Ducker: My head is filled with the word 'duck' and there's no other word. I keep refreshing it and the word 'duck' keeps coming up.

[incorrect-sk-universe]

Zazzalil: Birds have butt vaginas

Jemilla: No, that's not true. They have cloacas that-

Zazzalil: Do they shit out of it?

Jemilla: Well, yes-

Zazzalil: And give birth out of it?

Jemilla, sighing: Yes, but please, Zazz-

Zazzalil, pulling out a megaphone: BUTT VAGINA