#incorrect go quotes

[severusish]

No little german wizard, don’t go into the girl’s toilets!

“Oh mein gott zer is eine gigantisch basilisk in deine zink!”

Sssssssssss 🐍

“Oh meiN G—”

[howdoistopthetrain]

Kidnapper: we have your boyfriend

Crowley: I don’t have a boyfriend

Kidnapper: he made us reevaluate our life choices and now we feel really bad so can you come pick him up?

Crowley: oh my god, you have Aziraphale

Kidnapper: I’m going to become a painter

[vosquitransitis]

Anathema: How did you guys get into a car accident?

Aziraphale: Well, there was this deer on the road and Crowley didn't notice so I said: "Crowley, deer!"

Anathema: And?

Aziraphale: [nudges Crowleys arm] Tell her what you answered.

Crowley:

Crowley: [sighs] "Yes, angel?"

[christinaser15]

Crowley: So what do you wanna do today

Aziraphale: World domination

Crowley: That's a little ambitious don't you think

Aziraphale: You're my world, Crowley

Crowley: Aw, angel

Crowley:

Crowley: wait

[nc-2311]

Crowley's search history do be fucked up

[incorrectfandomquo-tes]

Aziraphale: *breathes*

Crowley: ❤️💖💛💘💝💝💕💕💖💙💓❤️💖💛💘💘💜😍🤤💌💜💗💕💌💖💝💓💘💘💙🤤🤤🤤💗💜💘💜💙💌💌💝💓💖💘💝💕💝💛💘💚💙💛💕💝💜💕💕💕❤️💕❣️❣️❣️💖💗💓💜💘💛💕❤️💘💚💘💙💜💘💜💚💝💛💛😍😍😍💘💖💘💚💜🤤🤤💕💕💙💕💙💕💕💕💕🤤💕🤤💕💝❣️❣️💕💕

Aziraphale: How did you say that out loud

[generous-nightmare]

Newton: I'm not the cutest, but she loves me anyway :)

Crowley: I AM the cutest and it's been 6000 YEARS

[tianathetrash]

*crowley heelying around a church extremely drunk*

try and smite me now,

bitch