#incorrect hob

[huachengslastbraincell]

Xie Lian: San Lang, can you pay for this for me?

Hua Cheng: Oh, sure.

Mu Qing: Hold on, he can't just pay for you!

Hua Cheng (offended): Why not? I'm dianxia's husband, I get him anything he likes.

Mu Qing: We're playing Monopoly!!

[rejectedfables]

He Xuan: "My girlfriend is LGBTQIA." 

Hua Cheng: "What, all at once?" 

He Xuan: "Correct."

[yamraihasgirlfriend]

Shi Qingxuan: My gender is in a constant state of flux. He Xuan:... Okay?

[random-multi-fandom]

Shi Qingxuan: you have a milf voice

He Xuan: I have a what now-?!

[dianxia-oof]

shi qing xuan is the type to give his friends forehead and cheek kisses just whenever bec he loves them

like he’s walking past xie lian and just gives him a kiss on the forehead and pats his head “would you like some tea btw”

or like he sees he xuan brooding about work or whatever and just goes smack on his cheek and runs away laughing

[mxtxlife]

TGCF as questionable things people has done (HS ver.)

We’ve all had those moments where we witnessed or heard someone do something strange and it never left our memory. These are those moments.

Hua Cheng: Attempted to buy the tests answers for his boyfriend. Attempted to bribe the teachers for the test answers. Was going to hack into the school system to get them but was stopped by said boyfriend.

Xie Lian: Got into a fight with the school janitor who tried to throw away a sandwich found on the floor.

Feng Xin: Passed out because a girl asked him to hold her earrings

Mu Qing: Carries around laminated memes and holds them out in front of people’s faces with the blankest expression.

Shi Qingxuan: Got his hand fan taken away from him and came with a giant fan stand the next day. 

He Xuan: Backpack inspection. Teacher spent 4 minutes emptying out the varieties of snacks in his backpack. Then convinced the teacher to give them all back because there was no proof he had been eating in class.

Ling Wen: Tried to teach pigeons to read

Shi Wudu: Made around 50 origami swans. This was the same day when the kid brought the giant hand fan and he sat next to that kid. Had every single swan blown away, he just sat there in dead shock.

Pei Ming: Had his backpack stolen. Only to be found later filled to the brim with chocolates and love letters.

Quan Yizhen: Got caught for sleeping during maths. Teacher woke him up to answer a question. Answered it perfectly went back to sleep.

Yin Yu: Dug a grave for himself in the school compound. 

Qi Rong: Found having 15 lighters, filled with perfume.

[yunmengjiangsalt]

Ling Wen: Did it hurt?

Xie Lian: [laughs] Did what hurt?

Ling Wen: When you fell from heaven twice as punishments to your mistakes, the second one even leading you to a lifetime of regret and misfortune.

Xie Lian: ... well...yes.

[incorrect-web-novels]

Mu Qing: We don't illegally download movies because we're honest and hardworking people.

Feng Xin: Yeah!

Feng Xin: ...We also don't know how.