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seen from Romania
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Kuko: I apologized, if you're still crying I don't know what else to do
Jyushi: *still crying*
Jiro: Hey, hey Jyushi come here
Jyushi, through tears: Yeah?
Jiro: Check out my sick rotations *starts spinning*
Jyushi, still teary: Fuck yeah
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mtc basically
Hifumi: Would you be a househusband if I made $250k a month?
Doppo: I already have the maid outfit stop asking stupid questions
Ramuda: Why can't you see things from my perspective?!
Jakurai: *Sits on the floor*
Ramuda: Okay, listen here you piece of shi-
hello hypmic nation, this is everything of value i have to offer and the value is not that good
HypMic characters as random stuff my classmates/teachers said
My grade is currently compiling a lot of random/funny/out of context quotes that have been said by students and teachers throughout the school year. Some of them reminded me so much of certain characters that I couldn't help myself, so I thought I'd share this.
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Samatoki, in the process of losing an argument and running out of evidence to back up his position: “A lot of people think, but sometimes they are WRONG!”
“I hope all of you have had parents.” -Ramuda
Rosho (to his students): “I have good news and bad news. You can decide which is which: I have corrected your exams, but you won’t get them back yet.”
Dice (about a math exam): “I only guessed wrong on the guessing exercise!”
“Paradise… coffee, rum and beer.” -Hitoya
Ramuda (cheerful): „Hey hey, good morning everyone :)”
Gentaro: “The door is locked. Could you please open it for us?”
Ramuda: *tries for 2 seconds and fails*
Dark Ramuda: “How the **** does this **** open, I swEAR TO GOD I WILL- “
“I won’t write anything about my balls while I’m logged into the school network, they’ll sell that to the NSA!” -Sasara
Dice: „That’s garbage.”
Gentaro: „I can’t see any garbage in this painting, the thing on the bottom looks like fire to me, and-”
Dice: “No, I mean, the whole painting is garbage.”
„Either we live long enough to discover eternal life… or we die before that.” -Jakurai
“I don’t care where you’re going!” “-no, wait, don’t leave!!!“ -Jyushi
“Every cent is worth money.” –Hitoya
Hifumi: “As if it’s already lunchtime again! For how long have we been sitting here doing bullsh*t?”
Doppo: “For all our lives.”
“I live in the 18th century, I’m driving a 30 year old car and have NO online banking!” -Gentaro
“Listen, penguins are basically built like people. They’re long, they have a small head…” -Riou
“Those mitochondria look like steaks.” -Riou
“I need a punching bag and a vodka.” -Samatoki
“I’m glad I found my underwear this morning.” -Dice
“I’m eating 3 mozzarella cheese sticks a week… I mean, yeah, I can understand why people would become religious.” -Jiro
Jyushi: “What name do Jewish people use for God?”
Kuko: “Buddha. No wait-“
“Before I die, there is a moment in which I am dead.” -Doppo
kuko training with BAT: remember, the body is like day old rice.
jyushi:
hitoya:
kuko: if you don’t warm it up properly, something real bad could happen.
