#incorrect jaytim

[lilredrobinridinghood]

Jason: Maybe it's not too late to get out of here. We could start a new life in the country, maybe open a small bookstore. Tim: How dare you tempt me with a small bookstore. We need to focus.

[jaydickincorrect]

Tim: Hey Jason can you help me with that mission we talked about?

Jason: I thought Bruce didn't allow you to go on that one.

Tim: He didn't.

Jason: Then why are you asking me?

Tim: Because Bruce's not the boss of you.

Jason:

Jason, internally: It's a trap. Itsatrapitsatrapitsatrap-

[lilredrobinridinghood]

tim: hey, you sure you don't wanna play "the hunger games" with all of us?

jason: my whole life is a hunger game, why do you think i'm so mean to you?

[jaydickincorrect]

Jason: I’m just here to offer moral support

Tim: You have morals?

Jason: No but i support those who do

[jaydickincorrect]

Tim: So, it says here that to kill a vampire you have to stab them through their heart with a wooden stake.

Jason: Well, as an expert on stabbing, I have to say that that would kill just about anyone.

[jaydickincorrect]

Tim, at Starbucks: Can I get a venti latte with, uhh, nine espresso shots.

Jason, next in line: Jesus Christ just do cocaine.

[jaydickincorrect]

Tim: How was your weekend?

Jason: You know, they killed Socrates because he asked too many questions.

[jaydickincorrect]

Tim: You’re so annoying.

Jason: I’m hot as fuck so it doesn’t even matter.