#incorrect kpop texts

[incorrect-straykz]

chan: I’m having salad for dinner!

jeongin:

chan: Well, fruit salad.

chan: Actually, it’s mostly grapes.

jeongin:

chan: Okay, it’s all grapes.

chan: Fermented grapes.

jeongin:

chan:

jeongin:

chan: It’s wine.

chan: I’m having wine for dinner.

[minhosimthings]

No one:

Literally no one:

Skz and Ateez: oh no I'm so sad *hip thrusts* I am in woe *body rolls*

[one-shared-braincell]

I.N: How do you deal with stress?

Minho: Well I don't go to therapy, but on Saturdays I smoke a lot of weed and give my cat some catnip, and we talk about life. It's basically the same thing.

[txt-lov]

Beomgyu: taehyunie, what is love for you?

Taehyun: Twice!

[full-hd-sun]

hongjoon: your lips? i kiss that

seonghwa: your body? i hug that

mingi: my smile? you cause that

san: your heart? i want that

jongho: h-hotel? trivago

hongjoon:

seonghwa:

jongho:

san: whomst the fuck let the baby get out of bed????

[bebestay]

Jisung: I can so do quick math!

Changbin: 476 x 7

Jisung: 4419!

Changbin: That was nowhere close to correct

Jisung: I said quick not correct

[incorrecthyunlix]

hyunjin: goodnight, i love you baby

felix: i love you too jinnie

hyunjin:

felix:

hyunjin: we love you too jisung

jisung, sharing a room with them: thanks i was starting to feel a little left out

[jelllyjae]

Beomgyu: Name a more iconic duo than my crippling fear of abandonment and my anxiety. I'll wait.

Taehyun: You and me!!!

Beomgyu, tearing up: Okay.