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Reader: I can't stay here! I have to return to my home, my family!
*Wukong glances at Macaque*
Wukong: We are your family now, your husbands.
Macaque: This is your home now, you are home.
Reader: This is not-
Wukong and Macaque: You are here home safe with your family, your MATES.
You were never going to escape them, they would make damn sure of that.
Nezha: Red Son, keep an eye on MK today. He’s going to say something to the wrong person and get punched.
Red Son: Sure, I’d love to see MK get punched.
Nezha: Try again.
Red Son, sighing: I will stop MK from getting punched.
Macaque: me and Wukong don't have pet names
Mei: okay what's your favourite fruit
Macaque: plums?
Wukong: yes peaches?
Mei: never lie to me again
@foreverabrokenfighter I offer you cuteness for now :)
Monkey king: hey macaque, can I borrow 5000$?
Macaque: why the hell do you need 5000$
Monkey king: for an escape room
Macaque:what kind of escape room costs 5000$
Monkey king:
Monkey king (under the mountain): …. Jail
Mrs. Long: This is a sword your grandfather once owned. I'm giving it to you now Long Xiaojiao: Does it have any cool magic powers? Mr. Long: Only nepotism.
Macaque: Quit your job.
MK: What?!
Macaque: Join my emo band.
Mei: Why are Monkey King and Macaque sitting with their backs against eachother.
MK, deadpan: They got into a fight.
Mei: Oh! Then why are they holding hands.
MK, somehow even more deadpan: They get sad when they fight.
Sun Wukong after being defeated by the Jade Emporer: okay Macaque. I hate to say it... But you were right....
Sun Wukong: Macaque?
Everyone sees the shadow monkey is nowhere to be found.
Azure Lion: Wheres Macaque?
Sun Wukong: I'm sure wherever he is he's trying to save us.
Macaque using his shadow teleportation to move a safe distance and holding his head STRESSED and unsure if he is able to get them out of it this: ............
