#incorrect lu

[y0sei-g4rden]

Twilight: Have you ever ridden a horse?

Wild: *Riding Epona like he's shield surfing* yeah

Twilight: that is definitely NOT how y-

Wild: *Kickflips Epona*

Twilight: How the fuck?!

[legendofmorons]

Time: Where are you hurt?!

Wild or Legend: What are you, a cop?

[wild-shenanigans]

Wind, running into camp: gUYS!!

*Holds up a cucco with pink feathers wearing a blue cap* Legend's been turned into a cucco!!!

Cucco!Legend: *grumpy birb noises*

Everyone except Sky: *horrified gasps*

Four: How the fuck?

Warriors: Don't you mean "How the Cluck?"

Everyone: ...

Warriors: *attacked by Cucco!Legend*

[senor-cummies]

Wind: Wild, I have a question...

Wild, eating lunch: Yeah?

Wind: How do you...Eat rocks?

Wild: Well, you just bite it. Like this *cronch*

Wind: But, isn't it hard?

Wild: Nah, not unless it isn't ripe enough.

Wind: O...Kay?

Wild: Wanna try some?

Wind: Su--

Time: WILD! NO!

[wildpuppa]

Legend: The world population is 7,810,521,683 people in case someone started feeling way too important

Warriors: 7,810,521,682 people, and me

[three-bunnies-in-a-trenchcoat]

more incorrect lu? yeah, probably

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[senor-cummies]

Wild: What was that?

Time: It's the wind. Speaking to us.

Four: well what's it saying?

Time: I don't know. I don't speak wind.

Source: Ice Age Dawn of the Dinosaurs

[senor-cummies]

Warriors: *walks into the bathroom with a bottle of blonde hair dye, his hair more white than blonde*

Legend: *dying his red hair pink*

Warriors: It's not...?

Legend: And you aren't...?

Warriors: You know what, I don't talk about you. You don't talk about me.