Dec 17, 2025
Ignore that storm (my hok, who is 6’5”) is wildly out of scale with the background I can only do so much.
Original:
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Ignore that storm (my hok, who is 6’5”) is wildly out of scale with the background I can only do so much.
Original:
If we’re in trouble, just throw a Dragonborn at the problem and hope for the best.
Akatosh, often, definitely
HoK: I'm looking for a Martin. He's supposed to be a priest?
Martin: That would be me
HoK: You sound a lot like Boromir
Martin: Who?
HoK: Don't worry about it
Martin Septim: (on the Mysterium Xarxes) A book hasn't caused me this much trouble since Where's Waldo went to that barber pole factory.
Serana: Are oranges named orange because oranges are orange or are oranges called orange because oranges are orange? Alessia: Which came first, the orange or the orange? Miraak: Orange was first used to refer to the fruit 1280 years ago but was not used as a color until 1000 years ago. Kyra: What was the color called before then? Freyja: There was no color, duh! Everything was black and white!
Theane, a Bosmer: Haha, yeah killed and ate one of my kind there.
Ferul: What?
Theane: What?
Random Modern Oblivion AU Scenario
Aderyn, staying with some friends after being shot at and wounded: Quit being so smother-hen! Honestly, you’re all treating this like I almost died.
Friend: You /did/ almost die.
Aderyn: Please. This doesn't even rate in my top 10 'Almost Died' moments.
Friend: *horrified staring*
Aderyn: You know what I got after I /actually/ properly nearly died?
Aderyn: A stern talking-to and a lollipop.