#incorrect sabrina

[incorrectmadamspellman]

Sabrina: Hey Lilith , can we go with you to Hell?

Lilith: What did Zelda say?

Sabrina: She said no.

Lilith: So why are you asking me

Sabrina: Because she's not the boss of you.

Lilith, internally: it's a trap it's a trap it's a trap it's-

[vestaspellman]

Ambrose Something Spellman! We have so many disasters bombarding us right now, my dear. The middle name of an ungrateful child is hardly a priority.

Vesta Spellman 

[incorrect-caos]

Prudence: You’re obsessed with Sabrina

Nick: What do you mean? I’m not- *pictures of Sabrina spill out of pockets* Th-those aren’t mine, I’m just holding them for- *more pictures fall out when he leans over to pick the others up* Listen-

[100spellmanmagicians]

Zelda: My husband is too tall for me to kiss him on the lips. What should I do?

Prudence: Punch him in the stomach. Then, when he doubles over in pain, kiss him.

Ambrose: Tackle him.

Sabrina: Divorce him.

Dorcas: Kick him in the shins.

Faustus: No to all those! Just ask me to lean down!

[underground-cry]

[incorrectmadamspellman]

Lilith: like it's MY fault my love language is acts of service and all i know how to do is kill

[incorrectmadamspellman]

Lilith: We've known each other for a long time, right? You've come to respect me?

Zelda:… Sure.

Lilith: Well, get ready to stop.

[incorrectmadamspellman]

Zelda: Caffeine no longer keeps me awake so I have Lilith periodically send me texts saying we need to talk'

Zelda: It gives me the right amount of adrenaline and fear I need to

keep going.