#incorrect sanders

[loganslowdown4]

*Remus and Roman in a battle with their weapons*

Roman: AAAHHHH *stabs Remus in the leg with his sword*

Remus: Very mature, bro. What are you? 5? Go for the throat like an adult!

[nyssaalghul124]

Logan (as a teacher): Hello, all. Unfortunately I have to reschedule the exam, and I will have to cancel class on thursday. Against my best wishes, I have been shot and am being treated in the ER. I also have Covid, and the divorce is getting messy. Office hours are still 11-12 on Mon/Wed with your TA. If I am alive, the exam will be moved to Monday of next week. Keep reviewing your texts, and remember to look over your ids. Best wishes, Professor Sanders

Logan, three days later: Hello, all. It appears that my last email went viral on the internet. I appreciate all the replies letting me know. Fortunately, the Covid symptoms are mild and the injury wasn’t serious. The exam is still Monday, and it is asynchronous. Unlike my husband, I expect you not to cheat. Good luck, Professor Sanders

[spacegayparty]

Patton: Hey Logan, can I ride you? Thomas: *spits out his drink* Virgil: *falls out his chair* ?!! Janus: *chokes* Logan: *mid conversation* E-E-Excuse me? Patton: I asked if I could ride you. I've ridden Roman before, it's fun! Thomas: ...WHAT?! Patton: Yeah! He let me climb on his back and ride him around the house! It was fun! Virgil: ...Oh. Logan: ... *immensely relieved* Oh...uh...yeah. You meant a piggyback ride. Patton: Of course, what else do you think I meant? Remus: :) *opens mouth* Janus: *calmly covers Remus's mouth* Don't even think about it.

[incorrectsanders]

Virgil: I can’t!

Deceit: Why?

Virgil: It’s bad for the baby!

Deceit:

Virgil:

Virgil: Ask me who the baby is, Dee

Deceit: No

Virgil: C’mon Dee, ask me who the baby is

Deceit: No, I’m not gonna do it

Virgil: Deceit. Ask me who the baby is

Deceit: I’m not going to ask that

Virgil: Fine! Logan!

Logan: Yeah?

Virgil: Ask me who the baby is

Logan:

Deceit:

Virgil:

Logan: *sigh* Who is th-

Virgil: It’s me. I’m baby.

[chanterellum]

patton: omg, virge are you alright?

patton: I heard what happened

patton: virgil?

patton: anx pls respond i feel like floor :((

[spacegayparty]

Janus: If you can’t beat them, dress better than them

[spacegayparty]

Virgil: i don't get angry.

Logan: Oh, you do. But you don't get loud angry like Roman. You get angry on other people's behalf.

Virgil: Oh, yeah, that's true. But I feel explosive in my anger.

Logan: But that's not it.. you.. you get so quiet. When you are really ANGRY, you get so quiet. It's fucking scary.

Virgil: Oh.. I have things to consider.

[spacegayparty]

Logan: You look depressed. Patton: I am not depressed. I never get depressed. Me and depression don't get along. Logan: I don't get along with depression either. Patton: That's not true, you and depression are besties. Virgil: (walks in) Logan: Virgil, do you like depression? Virgil: Bitch, I am depression! Logan: Fair.