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Magnus: so, how was the honeymoon?

Simon: izzy got drunk and tried to set our marriage certificate on fire

Simon: she said “good luck trying to return me without the receipt”

(ps: ik they have marriage runes and stuff but it seems so fitting for sizzy so bear with me)

Simon: Jace, you have to help me!

Jace: Of course! Did you kill someone? I’ll hide the body. You have a speeding ticket? I’ll pay it. Are you being sued? I’ll be your lawyer.

Simon: I insulted Izzy’s cooking-

Jace, having war flashbacks and sprinting away: Good luck with that!

i think im posting too much sizzy

headcannon that Izzy and Simon’s wedding cake is Star Wars themed

Izzy: Don’t worry, I’ve got a few knives up my sleeves.

Simon: I think you meant cards..?

Alec: She did not.

Izzy, pulling knives from her sleeves: I did not.

Izzy: You will marry me.

Simon: Actually, it’s ‘will-’

Izzy: Did I fucking stutter.

Simon: You like bad boys, huh?

Izzy: Yeah?

Simon, nudging Alec: Tell her!

Alec, looking tired and disgusted: He is literally insufferable.

Simon, about Izzy: Our babies are gonna be smart AND beautiful!

Jace: Not to mention imaginary.

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hey y’all!!

we’re on 95 followers!! this is so amazing!

thank you all so much for the support you shown me and this account :))

we’re only 5 followers away from 100, my first milestone!! i’m not asking you to follow,, but if you do, it would b greatly appreciated :))

i’m quite new to tumblr (except from a teen wolf roleplay i did back in 2017 😳) and i hear that people like,, celebrate milestones?

i wanna do something, but i don’t know what,, so ideas would b great :)

i love you, remember to drink lots of water!

thanks!

devon :)

(after the whole shadowhunter turning thing idk what its called✨)

Izzy: Look, if you need him, Alec will be there for you 24/6.

Simon:...don’t you mean 24/7?

Izzy: No, Fridays are date nights with Magnus, and God forbid you interrupt date nights with Magnus.

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