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peter, dancing along to some song *probably pink pony club or hot to go*, having the time of his silly little spider life:

mj:

mj: so he's an idiot.

ned, just trying to help peter impress her, sighing sadly: ..yeah.

Michelle: Are you busy? And writing Star Trek fan fiction doesn't count.

Peter: Ha. ...And I finished that last week.

Flash: You-you-you-

MJ: *smirking at him*

Flash: You-you irredeemable monster, you’re in love with Penis Parker!

MJ: Oh? Oh? Oh-what took you so long, IDIOT?! *throws a book at him for peeping at her sketchbook*

MJ: You know, you've got to love knitting needles. I can make a scarf. I can make a hat. I can stab your eyes out. I can make mittens.

Peter: I'm sorry, what was that middle part?

MJ: I can make a hat.

Tony: JESUS PETER, WE SENT YOU TO GET MCDONALDS AND NOW YOU'RE IN NEED OF A MAJOR SURGERY!!?? WHAT HAPPENED?!!

Peter, in a hospital bed: I was Mc-hit by a Subaru.

Tony:

Tony: Don't do the surgery.

Peter, bad at flirting: I like your name

MJ, equally as bad: Thanks, I got it for my birthday

Peter: *whispers to lawyer*

Lawyer: That’s not relevant to the case

Peter: just ask

Lawyer, to judge MJ: *sighs* do you think he’s cute?

MJ: I’ve never actually been in a snowball fight before. I don’t know the rules

Peter: ...What?

MJ: Is there a point system or is it just to the death?

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