#incorrect tec quotes

[celias-archieve]

Alec, from the bedroom: MAGNUS!

Magnus, peeps head throught doors: Yes, darling?

Alec, pointing at red stain of Magnus’ side of the bed: Explain.

Magnus: *has a flashback to the hundreds of times Alec told him not to drink wine in bed*

Magnus:

Alec:

Magnus:

Alec:

Magnus: I am on my period.

[fedyorivans-moved]

Alec: It's 11:59 pm.

Alec: In one minute it will be Tuesday.

Alec: If my watch stops, does it stay Monday?

Magnus: Don't even go there.

[incorrectshadowhunters1234]

Jace: I bet you a new suit that you can’t scare Alec.

Magnus: ...

*Later*

Alec [crying]: Oh my god, Magnus, I thought you loved me!

Magnus: I’m sorry, Alec. It was a matter of life or death. I had to throw the rubber spider at you.

[notactiveloll]

Alec: I did the right thing and it’s insulting that you don’t see that!

Lily: Hey, hey. The baby can hear you yelling and it’s upsetting her.

Magnus: There is no baby Lily!

Lily: I meant me! The baby’s a cover.

[themortaltextposts]

TRSoM textpost

Helen: Leon, this is Helen. How you looking, over?

Leon: Handsome. Available. I work out, you know.

Helen *sighing*: I mean how’s the situation looking, Leon.

[incorrectherondales]

Robert: You need to get your priorities straight.

Alec: Yeah, I-

Magnus: *walks in*

Alec: -can't see that happening.

[marquisoforder]

Alec: Please tell me you have a plan

Magnus: no I have a thing. It’s like a plan but with more greatness

Alec: oh god we are all gonna die!

[jesperfvhey]

helen: aline, if you loved me you wouldn’t do this

aline: stop, you’re making this harder than it needs to be-

helen: please, im begging you, after all we’ve been through?

aline: im so sorry

aline: *places +4 card*

aline: uno