#incorrect tgwdlm

[incorrecthatchetfield]

Ted: Y’know, we have a lot in common, Emma.

Emma: No we don’t.

Emma:

Emma: And don’t ever say that again.

[nocakesformissedith]

Pokey: Welcome to the first meeting of the "Fuck Paul Matthews" club! Members, please introduce yourselves. 😊

Emma, Mr. Davison, Greenpeace Girl, Melissa, Bill, and Ted, sweating: Um, I think we misunderstood what this club was about.

Pokey: No…. you were right. 😔

[incorrect-sk-universe]

Professor Hidgens: I believe in evolution, I'm just interested in what we evolve into next

Professor Hidgens: Because I'd quite like a propeller

[totally-incorrect-theatre-quotes]

Bill: Do you know how long it takes until you start hallucinating from sleep deprivation? Paul: I think- Emma: Seventy-two hours. Paul: ...How do you- Emma *staring into empty space over the rim of her coffee cup: There's a clown behind you.

[incorrect-hatchetfield-quotes]

Paul: In your opinion, what’s the height of stupidity?

Emma: *turning to Ted* How tall are you?

[manage-your-flamingo]

Paul: One time I was with a friend and- oh wait, that was you

Bill: Yeah, I figured. You don’t have any other friends

[just-a-random-dungeon-master]

Alright, so I heard this exchange of words on the bus the other day and thought it would make a good incorrect quote, and this was the best I could come up with:

Paul: Hey, you’re that kid who was teasing me yesterday! Greenpeace Girl: When? Paul: When I thought that flute was a violin. GPG: Oh, right. Paul: GPG: GPG: The two look nothing alike, though- Paul: Alright, bye.

[maxer-blaster]

Emma: What's the kinkiest thing a partner ever asked you to do that you didn't know you were into until you did it?

Ted: ...Communication.