#incorrect theology

[astercontrol]

why does a loving god allow all this

it's simple. Duh. God is loving, but not for humans or animals, ok.

God loves plants.

The rest of us are, at best, annoying garden pests he can't get rid of

Who did god give near-limitless regeneration ability, and the power to make food from nothing but air and light and water, and to have thousands of offspring painlessly and without ever having to even leave home? Not animals or humans that's for damn sure

So much of the Bible makes more sense in this context. Why did humans get cast out of Eden? For 1. eating a plant they didn't have permission to eat, and 2. mutilating another plant to make clothes. (Note that God immediately replaced the fig-leaf clothes with clothes made from animal skins. Because fuck them animals. plants are God's chosen ones)

Why did God favor Abel's sacrifice from his herd, but reject Cain's sacrifice from his crop fields? Take a wild guess

The flood. Noah's ark. God killed all the humans and animals except what would fit in a boat. Did he kill any plants? Nope! He made the plants all miraculously survive being under water for forty days! as soon as the water started to go down, there was that olive tree, ready to send Noah a little carrier pigeon saying I LIVED, BITCH, WHILE YOUR WHOLE SPECIES FUCKING DROWNED. (he interpreted it as a message of peace lmao)

Why would a loving god allow this much damn carbon dioxide in the atmosphere? Hahaha. God. Loves. Plants. We are the livestock. God is milking us to feed plants (falls down laughing into a coughing fit. plants around me turn leaves eagerly inward. i am decomposed and become fertilizer within hours)

[dustedcreationsblog]

I will no longer accept any denomination of which their doctrine/theology doesn't align with the scripture of the Holy Bible (apocryphal books excluded). They will not be considered part of Christianity nor Christianity itself. There is only the Christianity of the Holy Bible, anything other than that is of the synagogue of Satan. Many of which the members of said denominations identify as their denominations and not as Christian, this already setting themselves apart from Christianity. Forsaking the doctrines and Gospel of the Bible, for a different one, a different Jesus. They debate for the sake of their denominations and not the sake of Christ Jesus; defending it passionately and incorrectly. These types think that you are merely hating, merely wishing to destroy their denominations when in fact you genuinely intend to share the truth of God's Word. They zealously defend their perverted doctrines with scripture which is taken out of context. I will not entertain lies, delusions. I stand with and for the true Christ Jesus of which true Christianity came from.

[mybeautifulchristianjourney]

You may spoil the Gospel by substitution. You have only to withdraw from the eyes of the sinner the grand object which the Bible proposes to faith, - Jesus Christ; and to substitute another object in His place… and the mischief is done. Substitute anything for Christ, and the Gospel is totally spoiled!... You may spoil the Gospel by addition. You have only to add to Christ, the grand object of faith, some other objects as equally worthy of honor, and the mischief is done. Add anything to Christ, and the Gospel ceases to be a pure Gospel!... You may spoil the Gospel by interposition. You have only to push something between Christ and the eye of the soul, to draw away the sinner’s attention from the Savior, and the mischief is done… You may spoil the Gospel by disproportion. You have only to attach an exaggerated importance to the secondary things of Christianity, and a diminished importance to the first things, and the mischief is done. Once alter the proportion of the parts of truth, and truth soon becomes downright error!...  You may completely spoil the Gospel by confused and contradictory directions. Complicated and obscure statements about faith, baptism, Church privileges, and the benefits of the Lord’s Supper…are almost as bad as no statement at all.

J.C. Ryle