#incorrect voldemort quotes

[samsonova-multiverse]

[в пабе, хроно!ау]

Том: Часто здесь бываешь?

Гарри, перенесшийся во времени: Дорогой, такой подкат старее, чем ты сам.

Том, не понимая, в чем дело: Прошу прощения?

[smilingformoney]

Voldemort: Eventually, I will make Severus my number two.

Regulus: So you’re saying you…

Regulus: You need to make a number two?

Voldemort: Indeed. Not right now, but soon.

Voldemort: It’s not something you should force.

Regulus: But you’re saying it’s important to have a really good number two?

Voldemort: Yes.

Voldemort: There’s nothing funny about a firm number two.

Regulus: What was the plan again?

Voldemort: The plan is that I, the Dark Lord Voldemort, will sit on my throne and make a number two.

[severusish]

I would like to add, one day I shall have a pet lizard called Voldemort and I’ll teach it to hiss at anybody who has black hair and glasses and then I’ll refuse to explain why Mort doesn’t like them, I’ll just say “Oh that’s weird he doesn’t normally do that,” which of course would be a complete and utter lie —

[obscuriels]

Voldemort: My powers have doubled since we last met Harry Potter.

Harry: two times zero is still zero.