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alien attacks
alien appears
lucas : woah woah hold on. Let me ask Kun about this first
alien : ??? Okay take your time
lucas : thanks. *shouts* KUN GEGE CAN I GET ABDUCTED BY THIS ALIEN?
kun : *shouts back* yeah SURE. JUST BE BACK BEFORE DINNER
lucas : Aight man, he said it's cool
alien : wow
ten : DON'T COME BACK
JUNGWOO: Why would I fuck a demon? Simple. The status. You get to hell and all of your friends are sniveling and crying and you just walk right in, already someone’s sugar baby.
DOYOUNG: Jungwoo, it’s 4AM what the fuck?
JOHNNY: No let him continue, he has a point.
Ten: i have invited you all here because i desire to play the deadliest game
YangYang: knife monopoly
Ten: actually i was going to hunt you for sport, but now interested, so please, continue...
uwu
taeyong : if you add 'uwu' at the end of sentence it makes it cute!
taemin : you're right uwu
baekhyun : i also agree uwu
mark : watermelon uwu
ten : i hate fruits uwu
lucas : i am handsome uwu
kai : i'm going to kill all of you uwu especially lucas uwu
taemin : don't uwu
kai : fuck you uwu
kyungsoo : what is wrong with my kai OwO
shopping
in the super market
kai : (scanning the shelves)
kai : (looks around, to Lucas) Have you seen my Mark?
lucas : *shakes his head*
kai : this calls for a drastic meassure
kai : MARCO!
mark : (from nearby) POLO!
kAI : THAT CAME FROM THE WATERMELON SECTION, DIDN'T IT??'
lucas : I AM NOT SHOPPING WITH YOU TWO AGAIN!
another day with taeten
Taeyong : hey what are you up to?
Ten : plotting my domination of the world
Taeyong : *unphased* cool, what do you want for dinner?
what's the word again
mark : *forgets the English word for something* hyung, help me out what's the English word for 강조하다
ten : *also forgetting the same word in English* shit I know it's 注重 but I don't remember either
ten and mark : *mumbling* WHAT'S THE WORD.*"FUCK. WHAT'S THE WORD" (in korean and chinese)
taeyong : god dammit. IT'S EMPHASIZE
ten and mark : AH! RIGHT!
lucas : why not use highlight or strengthen ?!!
plan J
baekhyun : looks like we're on to plan C
taeyong : technically, this would be plan L
ten : how many plans do we have? Is there like a plan O
Mark : yep, but lucas dies in plan O
kai : i like plan O
lucas : hyung WHAT DID I DO TO YOU???
