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Hermione, an only child: I can't believe you lied to family. Ginny, knowingly: Lies are the glue that keeps families together.

Charlie: Okay, I got a dragon

Harry: You got a dragon?

Charlie: Yeah, but it wasn’t for me, it was for a friend

Draco: Boy, did we make friends with the wrong brother

Ron: …

Bill: The recipe says 'beat three eggs'.

Charlie: Like in hand-to-hand combat?

Bill: It is worth a try.

Fleur *from the other side of the house*: BOTH OF YOU, GET OUT OF THE KITCHEN!

Ron: [trips and falls down the stairs]

George: Whoops! You okay, Ron?

Fred: [crouches] How many fingers am I holding up?

George: [crouches] How many fingers are *we* holding up?

Ginny: [polyjuiced, as Fred] Yes, how many fingers are *we* holding up?

Ron, Fred, and George: BLOODY HELL!

Fred: *sneezes*

Harry, wearing the invisibility cloak: Bless you

Fred, looking around: God?

Molly, prior to her birthday: Can I get a new broom?

Percy: no

Molly, stumping up the stairs: I wish I lived somewhere else. I hate it here!

Percy, dryly: Don't forget that as you're blowing out your candles

Fred and George: We would like to apologise to anyone whom we haven’t pranked yet.

Fred and George: Please be patient. We will get to you shortly.

Fred: Ok, we've got to get through this locked door

George: Ron give us your credit card

Ron: Here

Fred: *pocketing it* Cool. Ginny, kick the door down

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