#incorrect wizzy quotes

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Ambrose: *Wizards name* has been trained to be a perfectly capable wizard who we can trust the fate of the spiral with. Morgathe/Malistair: You fucked up a perfectly good wizard that's what you did. Look at it, it's got anxiety.

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Incorrect Damage Control Squad Quote

A conversation happened in one of the discord servers I'm in and I had to make it into an incorrect quotes post

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Ambrose: Just trust your gut! Our Wizard: Pal I have anxiety, my gut is literally always telling me to abort mission. Source: rottenfaery on tumble

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When a Fire Wizard's significant other is taken out during a PVP match

Fire Wizard: This is no longer a ship of love, it's a ship of vengeance, a gravel of justice against all that is wrong in the world, showing no mercy, as no mercy was shown to us! The spark of love will now fuel the fires of destructive glory as I wage my war across the world with righteous fury!

Source: I died in a game and my girlfriend swore vengeance

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Balance Wizard: I wish I had crab legs Balance Wizard: CORRECTION: I wish I had crab legs to EAT, not to replace my legs with!!

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When the Life Wizard is defeated

Fire Wizard: No! No!

Ice Wizard: The healer is gone!

Fire Wizard: We can still get it there! We can still get it! Move move move move move! No! No! Nonono! Keep,,, Keep fighting! Keep fighting! Back to your stations!

Myth Wizard: Nooooo!

Ice Wizard: *crying*

(Source: Callmekevin)

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Every boss we defeat: You’ll pay for this.

Our wizard: (collecting the gold from completing the quest) No, I got paid for this.

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Our Wizard: (about leaving the fate of the spiral to a child) That sounds like a terrible plan.

Gamma: Oh, we’ve had worse.