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Ah yes, the three moods~

Bonus:

Yennefer: What the—

Yennefer: Jaskier why the fuck are you hiding behind me, you're literally bigger than me.

Jaskier: SHHHhHhhhhh—!!!

Yennefer sighing: What did you do this time..?

Jaskier: well—

Geralt appearing out of the woods dripping wet and shirtless: JASKIER GIVE ME BACK MY SHIRT YOU BASTARD!

Yennefer: ah.

Geralt: YENNEFER! WHERE IS HE!?

Yennefer: [pointing to her left]

[Geralt running away]

Yennefer:

Jaskier: ...thanks, I owe you.

Yennefer: This one's free.

Jaskier: What.

Yenenfer: I mean we both benefited from it anyway so consider your debt paid.

Jaskier: oh.

Yennefer: Yeah, you might wanna start running though.

Jaskier: huh?

[Geralt's screams getting closer]

Yennefer: Tell me something that you've said at a family dinner and also during a lovemaking session.

Jaskier, immediately: My go-to would be "Wow! I didn't know that you invited these many people!"

Yennefer:

Geralt, glancing at Jaskier and frowning harder:

Jaskier, tears already starting to well up in his beautiful lovestruck eyes:

Geralt: I'm seeing Jaskier. Finally.

Yennefer: For real or in your imagination?

Ciri: I think he's hallucinating.

Jaskier, trying on different lipsticks: What suits my lips the best?

Geralt: Your lips are at their best when they're glued together.

Jaskier, gasping: Oh! So it was you who kept a glass of glue instead of milk last night in my room!

Yennefer: No. That was me.

Yennefer: Geralt's actually scared of you no matter what he says.

Yennefer, petting her horse: Riding is strenuous but fun.

Jaskier, glancing at Geralt shyly: I know right! I can relate. Geralt is my ride. I love to ride Geralt. He's by far my favourite ride.

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