Waltzing Matilda
Australia: So the next verse is -
England: Australia! Why are you teaching them that horrendous ballad?
Australia: It's a good song
England: They're only children!
Australia: So? It's an Australian classic
America: What's so bad about it?
England: It's a song about stealing and dying rather than being caught
Australia: It's historically accurate then, mum
Canada: Yeah, that perfectly sums Australia up actually.
Micronations: *continue learning Waltzing Matilda*


















