#incorrecttshquotes

[charles-macaulay]

[henry has joined the group chat]

richard: dad!

charles: dad!

francis: daddy! ;))))

camilla: daddio!

[henry has left the group chat]

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All my rides to school are either gay or dead

Richard Papen [end of the book]

[charles-macaulay]

julian: can you read number nineteen for the class?

bunny: no, i cannot. what up, i’m edmund, and i never learned how to fucking read.

[charles-macaulay]

henry: alright, people, let’s do this thing. go team dynamite!

camilla: but i thought we agreed we’d go by team super-cool.

francis: as i recall, it was team awesome.

charles: i voted for team alpha wolf squadron.

henry: alright, alright, alright. from henceforth, we’re all to be known as team alpha super awesome cool dynamite wolf squadron.

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Death sucks, You all suck, I hate you

Henry Winter’s heartfelt final words.

[charles-macaulay]

francis: date someone who will drag you outside at 3 AM to look at the stars!

charles: if anyone, and i do mean anyone, wakes me up at 3 AM to look at the damn sky, they will be removed indefinitely from my life.

[charles-macaulay]

[plotting ways to kill bunny]

henry: ah, how shall i do it? oh, i know. i'll turn him into a flea, a harmless, little flea, and then i'll put that flea in a box, and then i'll put that box inside of another box, and then i'll mail that box to myself, and when it arrives...

[laughs]

henry: ...i’ll smash it with a hammer! it's brilliant, brilliant, brilliant, i tell you! genius, I say!

[knocks over bottle of deadly mushroom juice onto a dog, who dies]

henry: or, to save on postage, i’ll just poison him with this.

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Do you think God stays in heaven because he, too, lives in fear of what he's created here on earth?

Henry Winter