#ineedalcohol

[coaz76]

What a day! #ineedalcohol #niceandhot #gotmystepsin (at Disney California Adventure Park) https://www.instagram.com/p/CfS33BJLxRwpQOfHTS2bEERyJaJAupkhypSGV40/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[kozza42]

Happy Christmas for us to you! Hope everyone has a safe and wonderful Christmas. #christmas #staysafe #merry #ineedalcohol (at K2house) https://www.instagram.com/p/B6ePuQCHQV3/?igshid=fnnjpdzd0bgo

[just-smile-elims]

No zajebiscie nie dosc ze nic sie nie uklada to jeszcze mnie ze szkoly wyjebac chca🙂

[just-spam-and-rice]

When you’ve got three hours invested on a document in an online enterprise application that doesn’t save any information, unless every item is completed (yeah, you can’t save as you go) - and this muthf*ckin, shit-f*ck, c*nt-sh*t, f*ckin, f*ck-shit of a f*ckity f*cked b*tch muthaf*ckin f*cked up to the muthaf*ckin bullsh*tting parents of all f*ckin muthaf*ckin stupid ass f*ckin piece of sh*t of a god damn f*ckin network bullsh*ttin’ worthless piece of f*cked dead cat... . I’m on a beach. I’m drinking. I’m drinking A LOT. . I’m surrounded by cosplay chicks, volleyball playing cosplay chicks with those sexy ass kneepads. Every chick is a certified masseuse. 😈 . There are acres of 3-tiered cakes made of SPAM musubi covered in locomoco gravy. . Dwayne Johnson and Ricky the Steamboat bring me a Championship Wrestling Belt made of medium rare prime rib. They both pat left butt cheek and say, “Good game, bro.” . Women from all over the South text me their mom’s secret fried chicken recipes. . Pancakes are law. . Pinterest nominates me as best looking Asian dude under 6’0” over 5’5”. . Female Russian lifeguards drop off cans of コーンポテージスープ as Japanese chicks on unicycles pedal by with those damn socks like, “私は靴下しか着ない...” . There’s fresh #AhiPoke with a new bottle of Aloha Shoyu. Butter is proclaimed the healthiest vitamin. . New Constitutional Laws Enacted: “Network Disconnections/ Lag are unlawful and punishable by broomstick sodomy in public. All veterans are entitled to an additional hourly wage while they sleep (if they ever sleep), and entitled free alcohol and cake for life. Network Disconnection entitles all affected to have a months worth of clean & folded laundry, paid vacations, and a weekly supply of sticky buns - to be paid by every IT support professional between the affected workstation/ desk, all the way to network & IT pro-headquarters in India.” . I’m calm. . #calm #whoosah #namastebitches #networkdown #itprofessionalswhat #cmonman #networkissues #yay #imcalm #ineedfood #ineedalcohol #ineedsleep #cosplaychicksmakemehappy #nerdthings #BuddhistsDontGetAngry #ImNotBuddhist #DafuqIsThis #iYelledFuckinShitReallyLoud

[normxnoire]

“I was already gone like Kelly Clarkson...” #YouAintGottaTellMeTwice #SnowDay #INeedAlcohol (at Newport Centre)

[keepingtarotreal]

Fue un laaaaaaaaargo día, y en ningún momento estuve lo suficientemente estable para confrontarlo #ItsSoHardItsSoHardForAWorkingGirl #INeedAlcohol #AndChocolate #ButMostlyTheAlcohol

[boss6sr]

This was a VERRRRY LOOOONG week. #TGIF #FridayFeelings #INeedAlcohol #OrASheetCake 🥃🎂😐

[ta-neko]

happy week!!! 飽きない止まらない詰め込みdays! みんなでぷらぷらしたり、ピザを食べたりアメリカンなサンドウィッチに手を出したり。マグネットコレクションの追加をしたり。街の中の公園でジョギングしてたら、やっと海外生活してる感が出てきた。 #Toronto #city #cntower #ontariolake #pizza #sandwitch #queenspark #italianbeer #ineedalcohol #joggingonweekend