@beatific-drabbles says guido, what did i do to deserve you? both you and the pistols smother me so much.
Mista Guido snorts obnoxiously, mainly because what he’s heard from you is actually ridiculous for once. You’re bringing this up from absolutely nowhere, killing off the cocky grin that was implanted on his face minutes prior, what could you possibly mean by deserve? ... Are you beginning to doubt yourself?
“Hey now, I hope you’re not hinting that you’re not worth it - I’ll tickle you until you retract that statement.”
He’ll tickle you from hell and back to show how much he adores you, even if you pee - that’s not going to stop him from his point.
“Tesora/o, just you being here is everything to me ... and me and the pistols will continue to spoil you, for the rest of our lives -” He says midway, before plopping a surprise, sneak attack kiss a top your forehead to ensure that everything he just said, is true.
You deserve him, as much as he deserves you.