A Guide to Attending Haunts and Interactive Theater
I work at a spooky live theatrical attraction, and with the Halloween season coming on, maybe some of my readers will be visiting such places. Good for you! Live theater is fun! But here is some stuff to keep in mind as you go, to make the experience better for both you and the performers.
1. If you want to get picked on, sit/stand near the front and smile. We often aren’t able to communicate with each other which guests have or haven’t been picked yet, so we look for people who seem to be getting into it. If you don’t want to be picked for a scene, put yourself towards the back, but be prepared that it’s something that happens at interactive shows.
2. Pay attention to your kid! If your kid is screaming and miserable no one’s going to enjoy the show. I know kids change their minds, and if you’ve bought the ticket you may be reluctant to miss the show, but why do something that’s supposed to be fun if it’s not going to be fun? And if they’re being loud or breaking the rules, it’s your job to control them, not ours.
3. Speaking of rules, follow them yourself. If they say no pictures, no pictures. If they say turn your phones off, turn your phones off. If they say no touching the actors, for the love of god don’t touch the actors. (Even if the rules don’t state this, it’s still a good precaution.)
4. Remember, this is our job. We are playing characters. Don’t get mad if a scary character yells at the room, don’t tell someone playing a sexy character your marital history. These characters are not real. And this really shouldn’t have to be said, but if you think an actor is the wrong race or ethnicity for the role, keep it to yourself.
5. I don’t think most performers mind the odd compliment from guests, but again, this is our job. The odds of you picking us up during work hours are vanishingly small.
6. If you have a problem with jump scares, think twice about this form of entertainment. Even something not meant to be a jump scare can accidentally startle. If being startled makes you punchy....please. Please stay home.
7. Participate, but don’t launch into monologues or standup comedy. The scene does have to actually progress.
8. If the show is in an enclosed space, observe common courtesy and don’t vape. Dude. Come on.
9. Lighten up! Sure, it’s inherently a little goofy, but don’t just stand there refusing to participate because you’re too cool for this place. You bought the ticket. You’re not too cool.
10. If it’s not scary when it’s supposed to be scary or funny when it’s supposed to be funny, that’s a perfectly good thing to put in a yelp review. In the moment, there’s nothing we can do with that critique.
I hope I don’t sound too down on audiences here! Good audience reactions are what keep me going at this job, and I still talk about particularly nice interactions with guests years later. Just keep this stuff in mind, along with common courtesy.
Anyone who works at a haunt or interactive theater, feel free to add to this list!