Mohawk Mark: Don't know about you. No place would accept me. That's why I prefer not dying.
Y/n: What if they don't accept me either?
Mohawk Mark: Then come hang out with me. There's probably a bench at the entrance of hell. We'll smoke together.
Y/n: What if there's no bench at the entrance of hell?
Mohawk Mark: Then I'll be your bench. You can sit on me or something...besides, you know the ground in hell is probably hot. I can handle the contact better for you.
Y/n: ..what if your Viltrumite powers don't work there?
Mohawk Mark: Wha—damn it Y/n shut that mouth of yours or I'll bend you over right here.
Y/n: ...
Mohawk Mark: ...
Mohawk Mark: *Points somewhere in the sky* Damn it look over there! What the hell is that?!
!!Warnings: He's a walking warning, I'm too tired and lazy to write out all the cautions. Btw I don't think it's anything too rlly bad!!
A = Aftercare (What they're like after sex)
He's never really fulfilled that kind of responsibility toward any of his partners before. He has a personal harem and since doing something like that wouldn't benefit him in any way, you can't exactly say he's developed much in that regard.
But when it comes to you,while your body is still trembling with aftershocks, his lips will brush over every bit of skin they can reach. After being with you, there are moments when he shows a kind of attention even he doesn't seem to understand, almost like a natural reflex. Still let's be honest sometimes this guy is lazy and kind of a bastard. Sometimes after sex he'll just lie there on his back in bed, at most handing you a cloth while he leisurely watches you clean yourself. Other times he won't even do that he’ll simply give your back a few small, absentminded strokes with one hand.
B = Body part (Their favourite body part of theirs and also their partner's)
His dick ahem. I really don't think you should ever ask Mohawk Mark questions like that,he's far too sarcastic for everyone's own good.
As for you, he's definitely an ass and chest man. How should I tell it… his hands will slide from your hips upward to your chest, and then he'll do the exact opposite, tracing the same path back down again falling into that little cycle. Though if something is going to get an even stronger reaction out of him, it's probably your ass. I mean…haven't you seen the thongs those women in his harem wear?
C = Cum (Anything to do with cum basically)
Mouth, stomach, neck, thighs, groin, anus, chest, back…He'll cream like a scumbag wherever he can. He's very messy and careless when it comes to cum. Once, when he cum in your mouth, he accidentally got bile up your nose and almost choked you.
D = Dirty Secret (Pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)
Trying to take the upper hand over him,he'd actually like experiencing something like that from you. He also loves it when you get a little wild. Dare to give him an order…and he'll show you the galaxies.
E = Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they're doing?)
Just how much experience do you think this crazy guy has had? More than enough far more than is good for anyone, honestly. Sometimes he might even compare you to women he's been with before, and that's probably the part that hurts you the most. That jerk would likely see it as jealousy and wouldn't immediately realize how much it actually upsets you.
Also regardless of your gender, I imagine that up until now he's only been with women. You know considering that harem of women who resemble his ex…Eve and others like her I think he’s had a few other flings as well. When it comes to his own experience, bragging about it comes naturally to him. But if you start bragging about your experiences…that's something he really doesn't want to hear. (Asshole)
F = Favourite Position (This goes without saying. Will probably include a visual)
He seems like a doggy and cowboy type. He just can't keep his hands off your hips. And he definitely has a bit of a control fixation. Watching you grow breathless and on the verge of tears is one of his favorite things. When you're barely managing to bounce on him, he'll intervene and make you take him even deeper. Sometimes he'll just lean back and watch your attempts to ride him, enjoying it like he's savoring life itself. And when it comes to doggy, he thinks you look like a building shaking from an earthquake. He's almost hypnotized by the way you move back and forth with every thrust.
He also likes having you sit on his face. If he had to die there,in that moment beneath you, he'd gladly do it in a way that would make every other man jealous. "Damn it put your weight on me, it's not like my brain's going to explode!" While you shyly lower yourself onto his face, he grabs your hips and tries to pull you down even harder.
G = Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc)
So goofy he could give you a headache. Be prepared for him to say things so obscene they could embarrass humanity. He's the type who sees sex as something fun and playful, though if you ever end up sleeping together after something bad happens, there's a chance he might be a bit more serious. Even then his dirty and teasing remarks probably won't stop. And he'd definitely want you to keep up with him, too.
H = Hair (How well groomed are they, does the carpet match the drapes, etc.)
Sometimes he'll bother dealing with it and other times he probably won't care much,he has more important things to worry about. Still if he thinks it bothers you, he might try to be a little more careful. After all he wants you to be satisfied too.
I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment, romantic aspect…)
A terrifying killer, a real bastard and if we ignore his experience with women, he's actually quite sincere. At least with you. Ofc he was close with other women too, they were part of his sex life but with them it felt more like a routine he'd memorized during sex. With you, though, he's genuinely honest and sincere in every move he makes. His whispered words, his wet kisses and his touches are all filled with the hope of getting some kind of response from you too. You should definitely return that kind of affection to Mark trust me, he'll find himself drowning in strange emotions. If you tell him you love him, he'll say it back. Though honestly he might blurt out how much he loves you even without prompting. In moments like that he'll treat you as if you're something sacred. Still when it comes to love, this man is pretty chaotic soo don't expect him to handle it in a particularly neat or graceful way.
J = Jack Off (Masturbation headcanon)
Honestly I don't even think he'd do that while he has you especially when he can shamelessly have you anywhere he wants. When he does masturbate, though he'll usually touch himself right in front of you on purpose. No, he's not embarrassed about it.
K = Kink (One or more of their kinks)
HES A FREAK. He's obsessed with giving and receiving praise, and this applies outside of sex too. You both prefer complimenting each other. Choking, he can't pull his hands away from your neck like your hips. His hands sits so perfectly that he keeps rambling endlessly about it. Speaking of choking, he'll put a collar on you and he'll let you do the same to him, with a big chain as well (you'll understand what I mean later or maybe you already do). You know he's a Viltrumite so he can handle all of this, and in the moments where he gives you control, you have the chance to be as merciless as you want.
If I were to touch on a part for women, although it can be taken genderneutral as well, he will definitely spank your pussy and genitals, not stopping until they're red. The rest is more classic, delaying orgasms, preventing release and so on. Oh and choking you with his cum,being a Viltrumite has the advantage of cumming a lot and he absolutely loves filling the back of your throat with it. One of the moments he panicked most during sex was because of this; you genuinely choked on his cum, he was so panicked that while putting his finger in your mouth to make you gag, he almost choked you a second time and bruised your jaw. His fingers looked like a full piece of art on your face. After apologizing at first, he decided he had the right to joke about it to himself.
L = Location (Favourite places to do the do)
Everywhere. If you have a fear of heights, it's probably because of this bastard. He'll even have sex with you in midair, you've nearly fallen a couple of times already. Once he's inside you, where you are doesn't really matter to him. He even enjoys the risk of getting caught, though he still wouldn't deliberately put you on display. If anyone's going to be looked at, they can stare at his ass instead.
M = Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going)
Your breathing. Just kidding he's not that riled up. Those moments when you've just woken up, looking so beautiful and sweet he wants to devour you…anything that could trigger him sexually. Give his ass a playful smack he'll take it as an invitation.
N = NO (Something they wouldn't do, turn offs)
Threesomes, sharing. Look this guy has definitely done things like that with his harem before, okay? But once he's with you, I believe (you can't argue against me on this matter nooo) he'd ditch that harem entirely and leave the whole group thing behind too. Because when it comes to you…he gets jealous. He wants to be the only one who gets to see that beautiful ass of yours. You're not something he's willing to share. If you ever suggested something like that, he'd probably slip into a teasing, sarcastic mood and say something like,"What, am I not enough for you, sweetheart?"
O = Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc)
Speaking about women specifically. He's a pussy eater. That's literally what he calls himself. Still he's so messy about it that you couldn't exactly call him the most perfect at it. It's almost like he's declared war on your pussy,you'd probably have to remind him he's not actually facing an enemy.
If we’re talking regardless of gender though, he'll definitely take it gladly. Still don't get too full of yourself…because while you're doing it, he expects you to tug on his hair and ramble out praises like you've lost your mind. When it comes to giving and receiving, he won't stop until you're in tears and your mouth is too tired to keep going. When you take him into your mouth, he gets incredibly sarcastic but at the same time weirdly complimentary. "Damn, you're sucking me like you'll never see me again." , "Slow down slut,it's all yours there's no line behind you."
P = Pace (Are they fast and rough? Slow and sensual? etc.)
Other than the moments when he actually wants to be rough with you, you'll almost never see him take it slow. He definitely gets into a pace like it's some kind of olympic race. The fact that you haven't been seriously hurt is honestly a miracle remember that, because when this bastard gets focused on how tight you are, he might forget that you're human…or mortal.
Q = Quickie (Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc.)
Could say about sixty percent of your sex life looks like this. Considering he'll keep having sex with you whenever he gets the chance, it's not really surprising. Still because he loves the moments when he stays buried inside you, if you're not in a hurry it won't even become a matter of preference for him. Still there are plenty of times when you have quick sex just to start another round.
R = Risk (Are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.)
Risk and he have been inseparable since the moment they were born. He will shamelessly try everything he knows or could possibly know,with you. Full marks for taking risks. Convincing him to back down is extremely difficult; he's someone who knows how to be manipulative. He doesn't really care if it causes you pain, though of course he does make some effort not to break or dislocate anything. But with this version of Mark…well gl brah. Once, he even wanted to see how long you could have sex continuously without taking a break or attending to basic needs (toilet or water excluded) and let's just say it didn't end well for you.
S = Stamina (How many rounds can they go for, how long do they last…)
It's certain that he's more than you can handle ahem. Like a spoiled child, he'll push your limits and even if your body relaxes and you lose control, he won't mind he'll adjust his position as you move on top of him and keep going. With each round, he's challenging himself,he even keeps a leaderboard. There have unfortunately been attempts of more than six rounds. Please if necessary, cry in a way that makes him genuinely feel bad and firmly remind him of your limits. Don't give him any leeway if you don't want your hips to get hurt.
T = Toy (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?)
What a great topic to talk about…he has a collection. He owns every type of toy he could get his hands on in the universe. He'll experiment with all kinds of things on you, and if you're hesitant, he'll tease you with his words.
As long as it's nothing penetrative, he'll let you try things too. Still he'll act playfully teasing, as if he doesn't like sharing his toys. Collars and chains…if you've seen that art, you know what I mean. He'll definitely let you handle them.
U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)
He loves teasing you but hates being the one teased. Even if he doesn't snap in anger, patience isn't exactly his strong suit, once he's had his fun he won't give you any more leeway. His teasing toward you feels like a necessity of life. What do you mean you can't handle it? That just means there are things you need to fix in your life. He's stolen far more orgasms from you than you ever had a right to
V = Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make)
We know. The "shut your mouth" thing hasn't been invented for him yet,he's still on the old version. If you tell him to close it when his lewd words and sounds get overwhelming, he'll get feisty horny. Still… Mark’s grunts? Totally worth hearing.
W = Wild Card (Get a random headcanon for the character of your choice)
He likes running his fingers through your hair in those post-sex moments when you're tangled up together. It seems to calm him just as much as it relaxes you. He also enjoys peppering kisses in between. If you happen to kiss his chin during this, he'll close his eyes and fully surrender to enjoying the moment.
X = X-Ray (Let's see what's going on in those pants, picture or words)
Definitely big. Anything else is impossible. No, no, I refuse to accept it being averagee!! Once its out…puff your ability to walk is gone. Veiny, with a reddened tip. Maybe slightly curved upwards too?
Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)
He's present 24/7 when you're around. When you're not, there are moments it doesn't even cross his mind…until he misses you. Saying he has animal like urges would be an understatement. After being with you, it's not like he always wants sex but after all, his sole focus is you.
Z = ZZZ (… how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)
After teasing you for a while and telling you to sleep, it doesn't take long. Still if he's been really rough sometimes, there's a chance he'll act gentlemanly enough to wait for you to fall asleep.
!!Warnings: Drabble, character death, little angst. Writing angst isn't really my think but…I gave it a try anyway. This isn't exactly a warning but I'd appreciate any feedback!!
A.n: Don't mind the edits, I just wanted to try something new. I didn't even check how it looks on a web and pc,hope it's not ugly or I'll delete it. Oh and the owner of this edit; m4zelyn
Btw I wrote this in the toilet…those were some pretty rough times.
"Y/n!" You turned at the desperate cry of your name, the kind of scream that carried a fear so sharp it felt unreal. You ran to Mark, who lay on the ground in a pool of blood, gravely wounded. Dropping to your knees beside him, you gathered his head into your arms and pulled him against you. You tried not to look, tried not to see the massive wound torn open across his chest, the deep cavity that stretched like a brutal line down toward his lower body, threatening to split him in two at any moment. You tried not to see the organs scattered across the rubble. But your eyes were already filling with tears. The smell of blood flooded your nose mercilessly. "Why did it have to be like this..?" Your voice was so broken that even you could barely hear it.
Mark shuddered violently and coughed up blood. You blinked as it splattered across your face, completely unsure of what to do. How could you possibly deal with such a horrific wound inflicted on a Viltrumite? Especially when the one who had caused it was…another Viltrumite. What do I do…what do I do…
Your eyes darted wildly around as your breathing grew ragged. All that surrounded you was piles of rubble and smoke from the burning wreckage. Mark lay bleeding in your lap,he watched your chest rise and fall rapidly as panic gripped you. "..y/n"
Your tear filled eyes snapped to him. You gripped his weakened hand with all your strength. "I'm here, Mark. I'm right here…"
You pulled him even closer against you.
He had never imagined he would cry as he was dying, yet now those words filled his eyes. Even he was surprised by it, though it didn't show on his face. The countless cuts across his shredded features burned as tears streamed down his cheeks, making him hiss softly. He knew he had done horrible, monstrous things. Even with Death so close, he felt no regret. Because in the end… this was how the two of you had meet up. This was how he had you. Your warm lap beneath his head. Using the last of his strength, he turned his head slightly toward your body. He wanted to sink fully into that warmth, into the safety it promised. He wished all of this were a dream…because it already felt like one. Everything was so chaotic, so jumbled, that his mind could barely grasp what had happened, as if it were some distant, fading memory. What had brought him here…?
You…you and him…you and the things he had done could never truly be compared. He couldn't say you were as good a person as him, either. Your deep hatred for people, your bitterness toward the structure of society…they had pushed you down darker paths. When the justice promised to you was stolen by filthy hands, you had found your own way to bite back. Both of you were bad people. He wanted to shake those thoughts away. Even though he wanted to look into your eyes, he couldn't summon the courage to open his tear soaked lids. Was he really feeling cowardice about something like this while dying..? How disgusting.
He had been evil in the worst way, while you were evil in the right way. He had done it because he wanted to; you had done it to avoid being crushed. His shallow breaths only grew heavier with your sobs, making the weight inside him even more unbearable. He was dying in that stupid version of his stupid universe. And the worst part…was that you were here. Who knew what they would do to you…your power wasn't something to be underestimated,it was always something he praised with absolute certainty. Your strength was trouble for everyone else but now it belonged to you. If they could't kill you, they might try to tame you instead. Maybe...
He should have felt relieved that you might still have a chance at a life worth living. But instead, it only showed up as a consuming rage on his wounded face, draining the last of his strength. He didn't want it…even knowing you deserved a good life, even knowing you could have one. Damn it…if you didn't keep living the way he knew…
What if he never saw you again?...
Mark forced his eyes open, his vision dim as if someone had turned down the light. He couldn't make out your face clearly. All he could hear was your sniffles and crying, distant as if coming from far away.
Great…even in death, he wouldn't get to see you properly. How pathetic…his lips twisted with effort. Screw the other side…if it even exists.
