#is horrible.

[catshmacc]

I was talking to my dad on the phone about shows on Netflix- and the show Lucifer came up.

I said “Lucifer” really loud and I guess my Christian mom heard-

So she barges in the room aggressively like, “Who are you talking to?”

“Uh... my dad? We’re talking about Netflix shows...”

“Oh...” *walks out*

Ugh- calm your tits lady.

She did this before!!! I was literally talking to my friends and cousin in a Discord call about how I wanna get into DnD.

As soon as she heard “Dungeons and Dragons” she burst into my room and started goin on about how that game is evil, and asking who I was talking to and such.

Like I’m sorry- what?

She LITERALLY called my cousins mom (her sister) and started going off on how we are discussing that game.

And even my Aunt (who is also religious) was just like... “wh- there’s nothing wrong with it”

I want die.

[flower-lesbienne]

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[nikodraws]

Headcanon: The Goat sometimes gnaws of vehicles of people who make him or a friend mad/upset. (think the person comes out and all that's left of their vehicle is a hubcap and he's picking his teeth (does he have teeth?) with the tailpipe)

That’s probably true. Like a cat crapping in your shoes. But… Worse. Much worse. He’d be hacking up metal and vomiting rusty rot slime for days though.

[isuckatmysocalledlife]

Let me tell you about my day.

Trust me you'll laugh at my misery. 

To be honest it's humorous, so why wouldn't you laugh? 

Okay, it started out like any other day. Got up, ate a pop tart, watched some old reruns of Friends and all was good with the world. My parents left me home as the went to run errands and I took that time to clean the kitchen and just be an overall good, awesome daughter. 

Then hell started. 

Back story: I live in a very cold area. Like today was in the low thirties cold. 

Continuing: My mom cam home and decided that I needed to mow the lawn. 

She wanted me to fucking mow the lawn. 

NO. 

Hell no. 

It's the fucking end of November! Unless I lived in the fucking south mowing my lawn would make so sense! Also, our lawn mower was in the cellar of the house because we don't need it out IN FUCKING NOVEMBER! We put it down there so we could have a little more room in our garage. 

 Yeah. 

That happened. 

And then I had to come into the house and help my mom decorate for Christmas. 

This years theme? Well, let's just say that it looks like Pinterest fucking threw up all over my house. 

Hope this made you feel better about your life. 

Later bitches. 

[christylst]