#ishouldknowbetterbynow

[henrycavillportal]

#CᴀᴠɪʟʟᴏɴSᴏᴄɪᴀʟMᴇᴅɪᴀ ┃ No stories, Henry Cavill ensina como não segurar um microfone... então tá 🤪

📝 Henry Cavill

"Ways one should not hold a microphone..."

[iwasoncelikeyou]

Lockdown got me reaching for the bottle... of peroxide...and yes I’m aware it needs a second treatment! #bottleblond #ishouldknowbetterbynow #itsnotaphasemom #itsnotamidlifecrisis #lockdown2020 (at Newport, Wales) https://www.instagram.com/p/CAEL4clnf4x/?igshid=1prj3lj6lky4

[jenn-evi]

This. #kindadidthistomyself #ishouldknowbetterbynow #tigersneverchangetheirstripes https://www.instagram.com/p/BxF9HtygKtT/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=pnf99yvvp4ka

[carabertrand]

You know that meme floating around, the one that goes "please don't leave drinks unattended (the cat is an asshole)"? Well, so is my dog. #rubygirl #baddog #coffeesnatcher #ishouldknowbetterbynow

[datingiscomedy]

How to ruin a fucking evening...

Guys, maybe DON’T invite a girl over for sex, then after the fun’s over, explain that your doctor just put you on antibiotics that morning. And that you didn’t take them yet.

I just got home and packed my mouth with emergen-c powder.

And another thing, motherfucker: don’t make me watch skateboarding videos immediately following the act, or talk about your goddamn guitars for 30 minutes, or get pissed when I ask for a ride home.

In hindsight, I wish I had left a vicious shit in his toilet…

[cantwait2getout]

How can you say you miss me, yet when I'm finally around again, you ignore me. Or, when you do talk to me, it's with a negative attitude and yelling. I don't get it. Perhaps I do tend to get my hopes up for the wrong reason/people.  Guess I have a whole month to deal with this now. Great.