#it doesn't end well

[ottersonice]

and this is what happens when your defense is threadbare and you are solely relying on your goalie to be perfect

[darkkbluee]

A Lawlight AU where L brings Light to Wammy's house with him. We read from the PoV of the people there.

The staff, when L first left: Thank God he's gone

The staff, when L returns with Light: Good that he listens to this new person who seems reasonable

The staff, when L and Light get to their games: Oh God there are two of them HeLp

[heartmindandsnow]

Anthropic, Google, OpenAI and xAI granted up to $200 million for AI work from Defense Department

The DoD’s Chief Digital and Artificial Intelligence Office said the awards will help the agency accelerate its adoption of “advanced AI capa

Don't say you weren't warned, or "didn't see it coming"... because it most certainly is coming.

[aceswritingcorner]

Mention of alcohol, compress being a slight flirt, self-insert ish. Dabi being a menace at the end

The L.O.V. being bored one day with nothing to do so Toga suggests trying out a game that she saw going around, Try Not To Laugh. All the other members have to try one at at time to make one select person laugh, or at least spit out their drink of choice.

Toga was one of the easiest to break, giggling at Twice’s antics and Compress’ theme of dragging one of the others into his bits and jokes.

Shigaraki would grumble about it being a stupid idea but joining anyways because what else is there to do? Might as well just stand there and watch them, somehow making Magne and Toga laugh.

Compress and Twice were quite a dynamic duo with coming up with a compelling idea to break someone, one of them always forgetting a part or a line making the other break character and breaking the person as well as laughter roars through the league’s hideout.

One person had yet to break amongst the inside jokes and pranks, besides Kurogiri, who had elected to stay by the bar and control the time limit given for the members to use. Dabi was always stubborn when it came to laughing at their jokes, giving a shrug and an ‘innocent’ look whenever Toga pouted at him being impossible to break.

“Y/n, why don’t you try to do it?” Toga questioned, looking at your form from the bar stool, drink in hand as she pointed towards the scarred villain who still held a mouthful of whiskey. “C'mon, at least try to break him! You haven’t joined all game.”

You shrugged slightly in response, looking at the energetic blond, “Just not that funny when it comes to this kind of stuff, Toga.”

“Please, you are always hilarious with your jokes, my dear.” Compress chimed in from his spot, mask set aside as he looked at you with a small grin, “You always put on quite the show.”

“Yeah doll, try an’ make me laugh. Haven’t heard any of your jokes yet. ” Dabi hummed, swallowing the alcohol as he leaned against his palms, half-lidded eyes looking at you with a small smirk. “All the others have, yet I always miss them somehow.”

Worth a shot, at least. No one else managed to break the villain from his cocky, yet amused, stature. You sighed, downing the rest of your drink before moving off the stool, “Alright. Fill your mouth and shut it, Dabi, doubt I’ll make you laugh.”

Dabi gave an amused snicker, leaning back as he let the whiskey fill his mouth once more before looking at you with an amused gleam in his eyes. He was curious to see what the newbie could come up with, if the regular members couldn’t even make him laugh when they were trying and teaming up against him.

You hummed quietly, looking at the man’s form as he teasingly moved his hands in front of his open legs, leaning forward on his chair as he gave a cocky hum. What could be said or done to make him spill that alcohol from his lips? Twice and Compress already tried magic and random sounds, Toga poked and prodded him saying how he had to be ticklish somehow and that’d be what gets him to laugh.. Even Shigaraki gave a half-assed attempt at the other villain.

Maybe there had to be something that he just found hilarious, but what in the hell would it be?

There was always the old option of playing dirty…

“-Hurry up, we don’t have all day y'know.” Shigaraki hissed from his spot in the corner, looking up from the screen of his game.

“Fight me, you barbecued necrophiliac.” The words left your mouth quicker than you could hope, your eyes wide at the realization as a snicker left Dabi’s mouth. So maybe there was a way-

“Hey, Dabi, if you spit that you’re gonna get in trouble. Or have to walk around without pants if you get yourself wet, and not in the fun way.” You spoke up, a small grin poking at the corners of your mouth as you watched the man bit back an obvious grin at the comments, the inside of his cheek bitten by his teeth. “Yet again, clothes are expensive and you, well- let’s say you don’t mean that much to me in those terms.”

Another snicker left him as the villain lifted a hand to shield his mouth, amber drops slipping between the cracks of his fingers as he spit the whiskey out before shaking his hand off. “Alright doll, you got me. Now it’s my turn against you.”

The evil gleam in his eyes spoke volumes as he lifted his eyes to look at you.

[bee-sapphic]

"There was a time I thought I’d know you forever"

[stillafanofsonic]

you know that post that’s something along the lines of sonic could drink hot sauce and not notice but a single pepper flake would take out shadow? That but when the boys visit each others houses for dinner. Sonic privately complains and makes faces at wades bland cooking but then one day shadow and silver have dinner at HIS house and disaster ensues

Things said right before disaster:

Sonic: My mom made Chili dogs!

[iturbide]

Claude, who was called in as a character witness: “Now, we don’t know who’s beneath the mask. It might be some long lost Adrestian royal- but I’ve never seen him use a single flame. Even if he can go around calling himself ‘Emperor’, it really should be ‘Axe Emperor’ or ‘Masked Emperor’ instead.”

oh gods who in their right mind would call Claude von Riegan as a character witness for Fodlan's Flame Emperor

That's absolutely not going to end well. He would have to have been a witness called by the prosecution because there's no way in hell the defense would be willing to risk it. Even assuming it's the Academy Phase Claude, who I honestly believe hadn't managed to piece together the Flame Emperor's identity (though he'll admit it should have been more obvious in hindsight, he was just too distracted at the time by the other mysteries), putting him on the stand and telling him to opine about the Flame Emperor is basically telling one of the keenest students at Garreg Mach to turn his full attention to figuring out who the Flame Emperor in Fodlan could possibly be.

If he's on the stand long enough, he is going to realize who the Flame Emperor is. And Edelgard will know the second he puts it together because he would stop talking. Possibly mid-word. And out of nowhere he'd smile this long, terrible smile, because he finally sees it.

The prosecution is going to have a field day with Claude and the defense is gonna be hunting for fire extinguishers.

[kurohaai]

You dun goofed, Wanlyn.

A very fun commission for @heuristicallyinclined (happy birthday again Ana!!!)

Bonus:

That one time Das found a chaos he's unwilling to tap into.

Alternatively: Das learning to respect someone's personal boundary.